Look up it the sky~ its a bird~its a plane~its UPSERMAN Strange breed of people from all over the world with powers and abilities far beyond that of mortal man~who came to deliver packages~They can avoid traffic jams by aiming high in steering~They follow the methods to insure they are virtually invulnerable to the day to day mishaps that cause delays in service~ They can back down alleyways that Fedex and DHL drivers fear to tread~And who~ disguised as the ups management team~Concern themselves with getting promoted~Or have meetings about why service providers ~won`t submit new sales leads~we the drivers~keep on providing the service our customers have grown to expect~despite the impossible production numbers ~and the greed of upper management~ we find the strength to deliver every package every day~ For truth~justice~and the American(adian) way.