Richard Harrow
Deplorable.
I used to have one girl at a stop draw a picture of the male anatomy as her signature. Never got a follow up, that might have been funny.
I used to have one girl at a stop draw a picture of the male anatomy as her signature. Never got a follow up, that might have been funny.
And you typed in "Dick?"
BakerMayfield2018
Fight the power.
I got a hippie pothead who always signs a happy face drawing. I told him that's not acceptable I need your name. He proceeds to take out his license and tell me it his his signature he allways uses for everyhing. I ask him to spell it for me please every time he signs.
Richard Harrow
Deplorable.
No, I knew her last name. She was really hot, too.
Anonymous 10
Guest
I like really hot women.
slingblade
Well-Known Member
last time i looked there were 91 people in the US named Mickey Mouse
Future
Victory Ride
Mickey mouse and God are the same person silly!
ChickenLegs
Safety Expert
Any writing is an acceptable signature. You are harassing the receiver for no reason (power trip?) because you personally feel that he should be writing his real name. All you have to do is ask for his last name and move on.
One of them, is our president........sorry, I didnt mean to disrespect.....Mickey Mouse
Marne Vet
Well-Known Member
There's a customer that always signs "Satan" because he thinks he's funny. Been doing it for years. It's not my trip, but I used to cover it all the time. I don't even know his real name, just that he acts like a dick, and won't sign if he's on the phone, because we all know how difficult it is to talk and sign at the same time. *sigh* Anyway, one day he signs "Satan", smiles with his 4 teeth, and says something like "Now beat it I'm busy", so I just blurted back "No problem Jesus". Suddenly he yells "It's SATAN! I'm not friend'ing Jesus", so I said "I sure hope you're not friend'ing Jesus, cause that's homo, but if you look at [this] (pointing to the DIAD) it says "Jesus" right under your signature, so from now on you're Jesus, and I'll be the funny guy. You don't wanna sign your name? Cool. Later JC". Yeah, he doesn't like me, but it's mutual. Don't really care for customers that think part of our job is to take their ridiculous abuse, so I jab back a little. Not enough to get me a conversation with the boss, but just enough that I let these clown customers know that their on my time also.
This derailment has given me an idea for a new thread!
This derailment has given me an idea for a new thread!
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
"You said it man nobodyThere's a customer that always signs "Satan" because he thinks he's funny. Been doing it for years. It's not my trip, but I used to cover it all the time. I don't even know his real name, just that he acts like a dick, and won't sign if he's on the phone, because we all know how difficult it is to talk and sign at the same time. *sigh* Anyway, one day he signs "Satan", smiles with his 4 teeth, and says something like "Now beat it I'm busy", so I just blurted back "No problem Jesus". Suddenly he yells "It's SATAN! I'm not friend'ing Jesus", so I said "I sure hope you're not friend'ing Jesus, cause that's homo, but if you look at [this] (pointing to the DIAD) it says "Jesus" right under your signature, so from now on you're Jesus, and I'll be the funny guy. You don't wanna sign your name? Cool. Later JC". Yeah, he doesn't like me, but it's mutual. Don't really care for customers that think part of our job is to take their ridiculous abuse, so I jab back a little. Not enough to get me a conversation with the boss, but just enough that I let these clown customers know that their on my time also.
This derailment has given me an idea for a new thread!
s with the Jesus"
Bubblehead
My Senior Picture
Why is everybody assuming the consignees name isn't Smith?
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selfcancelsignal
Guest
So sick of custies at businesses just putting a couple of wavy squiggles on my DIAD & acting like I should know their name! Write legibly or tell me your last name after signing crapily, or Smith it is!
rod
Retired 22 years
I had a gal who signed her name upside down and backwards (her signature - not her personally). She said when she was young she got bored in school one day and practiced writing it that way until it became second nature. She was really fast at it but it was also very legible. (and yes she was HOT, HOT, HOT).
Covemastah
Hoopah drives the boat Chief !!
Control the delivery situation !! if your a wise guy and wave finger,,,I was gone,,If you wrote stupid name, you didn't get pkg simple as that!! I am here to serve you a parcel, not to be made a fool of ! more than once I left with pkg in hand cause of an A Hole and immediately called the situation in !!
upschuck
Well-Known Member
For residentials, I always look at name on package and if I can't read signature and they slammed the door quick, just type that in. Not rocket science. I once had a person ask me how I could read their signature. I told them we had a class on how to read those scribblings, and they just looked at me with an amazed expression.
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