Went to one of my office buildings and front desk had a box someone left. Ok, I have a hand truck of delivery pkgs and i'm not gonna start a bad habit of everyone leaving their pkgs to be picked up. So as I had a del for the company who left pkg I told them they really need to call these in. They said they tried but the 800 agent talked them out of it stating there would be a driver in the area..??? Really? And the pu drivers are starting later every week..etc.. Some service huh?
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