2 weeks as preloader... 10 things I've noticed

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by matty_lawn, Jul 28, 2016.

  1. matty_lawn

    matty_lawn Active Member

    1. I've lost weight
    2. It doesn't matter how fast you go because when it's last cage you're going to be scrambling around
    3. They always point out the negative and never compliment
    4. The young pt sup is a huge weirdo, but the Spanish pt sup is cool, ese
    5. Why they hell do they stress about staying hydrated so much and then have the water bottles locked up in a cage?
    6. There's never enough room in those trucks
    7. Misloads apparently aren't that big of a deal. The dude who works next to me has a coupl a day and been there 2 years
    8. What's up with the start times? 4:35, 4:25' how about just starting at 430 you nerds.
    9. I have red marker all over me
    10. Don't drink soda on shift
     
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  2. KOG72

    KOG72 Well-Known Member

    Welcome to UPS!!!!
     
  3. Wait till you have 30years in.
     
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  4. Sleeve_meet_Heart

    Sleeve_meet_Heart making the unreadable unreadabler

    standard fare
     
  5. The Driver

    The Driver Active Member

    Number 8 cracks me up. So true
     
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  6. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    Yah right !!!
    No one in the new generation will be able to do that kind ah time ! We are dinosaurs here Gumby
     
  7. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    # 11. Your Grammah doesn't run this place ,, no hugs, no pats on the backs or no star on the forehead ,, no milk and cookies ,,, go hard or go home !!!
     
  8. Got that right
     
  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

  10. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    The earlier you learn not to kill yourself the better off you are.
     
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  11. The more you do, the more they make you do.
     
  12. KOG72

    KOG72 Well-Known Member

    #7 sounds like my pre-loaders except they have not been there 2 yrs yet
     
  13. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Some guys never grasp that fact. 90%+ of them won't retire from here.
     
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  14. I know that feeling
     
  15. 3 done 3 to go

    3 done 3 to go In control of my own destiny


    BINGO!! WE HAVE A WINNER
     
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  16. Orion inc.

    Orion inc. I like turtles

    Wait until upstate reads this thread.

    He's going to have so much valuable input here.
     
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  17. olroadbeech

    olroadbeech Happy Verified UPSer

    ya, so?????

    with all due respect , you new people are bunch of light-weights. ( soft )
     
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  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Have you noticed that none of your co workers wear deodorant?
     
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  19. Orion inc.

    Orion inc. I like turtles

    Says the wanna be ups employee that never preloaded.

    Or even worked here.

    The only way you worked at ups is if the strip club you slithered in changed its name to ups.
     
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  20. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    They really are cute when they're young.