8 Rules all drivers must follow

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Dragon, Sep 15, 2014.

  1. Dragon

    Dragon Package Center Manager

    1) Come in everyday and complain about your job to all management regardless, make sure you get with your clique early and be miserable together.

    2) Always tell management that you can do their job better than they can.

    3) Never listen to anything at the PCM, it doesn't pertain to you.

    4) Always start your conversation with (I have been here x amount of years) when ever you disagree with something.

    5) Always file a grievance when you disagree with something (see above), make sure you poll the other know it all's and see if they agree first.

    6) When something goes wrong during the day blame management and then proceed to work over 9.5 you deserve it.

    7) When nothing goes wrong during the day, milk the clock you deserve it.

    8) Never hate the manager for leaving at 3pm on Friday, he is the boss and he really doesn't care what you think about it.
     
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    Last edited: Sep 15, 2014
  2. Rule 1 of being a UPS manager: Always assume everything the driver does is malicious.
     
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  3. aiian

    aiian Active Member

    Started out strong but ended with a dud IMO.
     
  4. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Typical statement at the top of what its like to be brainwashed into believing their own lies, DITTO DUDE lol.
     
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  5. TooTechie

    TooTechie Geek in Brown

    Clique?

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  6. scooby0048

    scooby0048 This page left intentionally blank

     
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  7. jumpman23

    jumpman23 Oh Yeah

    Don't forget about the useless loaders who aren't trained properly and make or break most guys days lol.
     
  8. BigBrown3605

    BigBrown3605 Member

    If I'm having a bad day........ I just blame ORION.
     
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  9. Dragon

    Dragon Package Center Manager

    beer and typing - bad combination!
     
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  10. Dragon

    Dragon Package Center Manager

    fixed it for you....
     
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  11. BigBrown3605

    BigBrown3605 Member

    Actually ORION is the answer to all of their questions........ Its works great
     
  12. BigBrown3605

    BigBrown3605 Member

    And who trained this useless drivers???
     
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  13. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    tie-wearing truck driver and typing - an even worse combination
     
  14. ZQXC

    ZQXC Guest

    My manager told me just the other day: "I can't shi* any more drivers."

    I replied: "That's odd; I'm quite sure I could shi* a manager."
     
  15. Kicked Your Dog

    Kicked Your Dog 22 Year South Cal UPSer

    You forgot the rules about making more money than your manager and going to bed every night knowing you'll work in the same building for more than 2 years. Other than that, the rules seem pretty adequate.
     
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  16. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    That is the #1 driver's rule.1063793_583478898361850_498704802_o-1.jpg
     
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  17. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    8 Rules all management must follow:

    1) Come in everyday and prepare for the half dozen conference calls where you will get humiliated and bashed for failing at your job. Make sure you get with your 'team' early and be miserable together.

    2) Always tell hourlies that you can do their job better than they can, even though you have never done the job.

    3) Regurgitate silly corporate PCM messages even though it has no value in the real world and doesn't address any of the real issues at Brown.

    4) Always start your conversation with "Safety always" as long as it doesn't impede with production.

    5) Always threaten discipline with worthless warning letters when you have no understanding of the jobs we do. Make sure you get approval from the guys in cubicles in Atlanta before you do anything that actually involves managing.

    6) When something goes wrong during the day blame hourlies and then proceed to continue to do nothing.

    7) When nothing goes wrong during the day, pinch yourself, its obviously just a dream.

    8) Never hate the drivers for having top insurance, job security, top pay in the industry and pension........... he is the one carrying you by carrying boxes.
     
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  18. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    These are in the OTHER thread of which this one is a parody:
    http://www.browncafe.com/community/threads/8-rules-all-center-managers-must-follow.358168/
     
  19. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    Based on your posts, you certainly are full enough of it to do so.
     
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  20. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member