8 Rules All Preloaders Should Follow

ChickenLegs

Safety Expert
1) Show up 30 minutes late. Claim you didn't know the start time, despite it being the same time for the past 6 months.

2) Immediately claim you need to go home because you don't want to work your child is sick.

3) After being allowed to go home but before clocking out, be sure to visit the bathroom for 45 minutes and talk to every person you know on the way.

4) During your talks, be sure to mention your next in line for a driver spot - even though you just got your 5th speeding ticket and 3rd D.U.I. this year.
 
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