A bitch on my route is causing serious jealousy issues at home...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by soberups, Jan 29, 2012.

  1. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    And she is also on Brown Cafe!

  2. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    I knew it was a dog story before I opened the thread. LOL
  3. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I've got a lot of bitches like that on my route who cause major grief when I get home to eve. Zoe and Luna are all over me every day. I also got one who swings the other way ( Ringo ) who my woman at home isn't to happy about either.
  4. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    You have more problems than the guy who doesn't want to drive FT. Dogs never forget!
  5. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    Am I that predictable?
  6. tourists24

    tourists24 Well-Known Member

    Oh yeah.... you are...lol... but its great
  7. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    That's a good predictable. :bigsmile2:
  8. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    You got 99 problems...and a bitch is every one of them.
  9. brown bomber

    brown bomber brown bomber

    my motto was, always take care of the dogs.........the humans will eventually come around
  10. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Yep, but you're awesome. :hugs:
  11. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    Its a good thing that dogs dont get jealous in the same way that humans do.

    Every day when I get home, both of my dogs spend several minutes "interrogating" me by sniffing my boots, my legs, the sleeves of my jacket, and anything else that carries the scent of the animals that I have encountered on my route. Once they are done giving me the 3rd degree, all is well again and they love me as much as ever.

    If, on the other hand, I was as affectionate towards the women on my route as I am towards the dogs, my wife would probably shoot me!
  12. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    My dogs actually call that 'whoring around' with other dogs, and do hold a grudge.:happy2:
  13. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    You understand very well.

    Try this test as well. Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car for an hour and then open it up.
    The dog will be happy to see you.
    The wife ...
  14. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    Alright I'll try it next weekend.
  15. tourists24

    tourists24 Well-Known Member

    you looking for a divorce 407? lol
  16. barnyard

    barnyard KTM rider Staff Member

    I heart Basset Hounds.

    We have had several and put down the oldest over a year ago. Now we have 3 dachshunds. I really miss having a big ole lump of a dog. Our bassets were always, "where ever I am, that is the perfect place to be' kind of dogs. Dachshunds are kind of, "I might be here now, but I know that over there would be better."

    Katie doing a stoppie

  17. barnyard

    barnyard KTM rider Staff Member

    Katie was actually our 2nd Katie. She looked like 1st Katie's twin and her name was Sadie when we got her, so a name change was easy.

    My youngest daughter was in 1st grade at the time and I was a wedding photographer. 1 of our clients had Katie and was looking to get rid of her. They brought her by one evening when just me and my daughter were home. The owner said that she had talked to my wife and she said we would take her. That seemed odd, my wife and I would have talked about that. I asked my daughter and she said that she remembered my wife talking about adopting Katie.

    Whatever. I love bassets and she found a home.

    10 years later, we were going through some old grade school papers and found a journal that the youngest wrote when she was in 2nd grade. She wrote how Katie came to our house and how she lied about taking her because she knew if she lied, we would keep her. It was hilarious because my wife and I had had countless conversations about how we never talked about that decision.

    Now I got something in my eye.......

  18. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    Me too.
  19. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Poochies are gifts from God to be cherished. Sorry, fj. I think this belongs here.

    There is sorrow enough in the natural way
    From men and women to fill our day;
    But when we are certain of sorrow in store
    Why do we always arrange for more?
    Brothers and sisters I bid you beware
    Of giving your heart to a dog to tear.
    Rudyard Kipling
  20. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    For Barnyard:

    The Dachshund's affectionate
    He wants to wed with you:
    Lie down to sleep,
    And he's in bed with you.
    Sit in a chair,
    He's there.
    You break his heart.
    E.B. White