MrFedEx
Engorged Member
By now, it should be obvious that FedEx Express has blown peak, and all of the credit should go to our fearless leaders in Memphis, who made the decision to cut to the bone and beyond. The fact that there are many stations with thousands of DEX01's and extremely late packages points to an extreme failure of leadership, in fact, a Gross Failure of Leadership, a terminable offense.
So, Dave, Fred, and Matt...do the right thing. Fire yourselves for being total idiots, and allow new, competent leadership to take control. Better yet, listen to the frontline employees who actually DO the job. You've proven over and over again that you are not worth what you are being paid. Even after a continuous series of bad decisions, you keep right on patting yourselves on the back and increasing your already bloated salaries. If you were baseball players, your batting average would be .125, and if you were in the NBA, you'd be averaging 2 points, 2 rebounds, and 0 assists for a full 48 minutes. And if you were in the NFL, you'd be scoring touchdowns for the other team. Yet you make top dollar, and promote each other to positions you do not deserve in the Memphis Mutual Admiration Society (MMAS).
Besides enriching yourselves, you've created a loyal cadre' of pilots who also make big bucks, and an adoring base of political hacks who stumble all over themselves in the race to kiss Fred's rich ass. Sickening...
So, while we work ourselves to a frazzle trying to undo your idiocy, you're still there, and still making bad decisions. In fact, as soon as peak is over, the war on Express employees will begin anew. No "OLCC Amnesty", no cheap food, and more BS excuses about how we aren't "productive" enough.
Screw you, you miserable cheap bastards, and I hope your limos breakdown on the way to the fancy cocktail parties tonight.
So, Dave, Fred, and Matt...do the right thing. Fire yourselves for being total idiots, and allow new, competent leadership to take control. Better yet, listen to the frontline employees who actually DO the job. You've proven over and over again that you are not worth what you are being paid. Even after a continuous series of bad decisions, you keep right on patting yourselves on the back and increasing your already bloated salaries. If you were baseball players, your batting average would be .125, and if you were in the NBA, you'd be averaging 2 points, 2 rebounds, and 0 assists for a full 48 minutes. And if you were in the NFL, you'd be scoring touchdowns for the other team. Yet you make top dollar, and promote each other to positions you do not deserve in the Memphis Mutual Admiration Society (MMAS).
Besides enriching yourselves, you've created a loyal cadre' of pilots who also make big bucks, and an adoring base of political hacks who stumble all over themselves in the race to kiss Fred's rich ass. Sickening...
So, while we work ourselves to a frazzle trying to undo your idiocy, you're still there, and still making bad decisions. In fact, as soon as peak is over, the war on Express employees will begin anew. No "OLCC Amnesty", no cheap food, and more BS excuses about how we aren't "productive" enough.
Screw you, you miserable cheap bastards, and I hope your limos breakdown on the way to the fancy cocktail parties tonight.