The Grinch looks like a rank amateur in comparison to you Mr Smith. You're an amalgation of Mr Scrooge, Dr. Evil, and Satan all rolled into one mean-spirited little man who is so cheap he squeaks when he walks. You basically do everything you can to pick the money out of your employee's pockets, while lining yours and those of every politician you can buy off. Those you can't buy outright, you schmooze with free travel junkets aboard Fedex corporate aircraft so they will do your bidding. In the meantime, you slash full-time hrs by hiring scads of part-timers, enforce mandatory split-shifts, and let our vehicle fleet decline into a bunch of rattling, clanking wrecks. The list goes on and on... Next year I hope you get the present you really deserve....a union.