A pack of crackers

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by doodoobrwn, Mar 17, 2015.

  1. doodoobrwn

    doodoobrwn Member

    The hours at ups are so ducking stupid that I'm living off a pack of crackers until Thursday and they wonder why I've lost 20 ducking pounds since December...
     
  2. sailfish

    sailfish Having way too much fun.

    Doing what at UPS?
     
  3. doodoobrwn

    doodoobrwn Member

    Pre-Load
     
  4. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

    Is your name Polly?
     
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  5. Pooter

    Pooter Active Member

    You can't find a second shift job to complement those crackers?
     
  6. HardknocksUPSer

    HardknocksUPSer Well-Known Member

    That's life, get used to it, happens to a lot of people.
     
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  7. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    oops, I thought this was a thread about Martin & Lewis.
     
  8. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    The title of this thread sounds racist.
    I'm offended.
     
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  9. jibbs

    jibbs Long Live the Chief

    throw some cheese on that bitch
     
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  10. At least it didn't say. I can only afford a slice of white bread.
     
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  11. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    [​IMG]
    WELCOME TO THE WORLD
    OF EMPLOYMENT !!!!!!!!!!!
     
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  12. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Ramon noodles are cheaper and more filling than crackers. Or you could go by a place that has a salad bar get some free crackers and eat those with the Ramon noodles. That was a full meal when I was a nineteen year old starting out at UPS going to school and working the midnight shift
     
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  13. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    My woman makes me good food no matter when I work or how long.
     
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  14. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Always remember to place your noodles in hot water prior to eating them .
     
  15. Always be careful where you stick your noodle.
     
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  16. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    Don't be spending your new found wealth on Ritz.
    You have not earned that yet.

    These are the crackers of choice :
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  18. Dr.Brown

    Dr.Brown Swollen Member



    add a couple cans of starkist and you're set
     
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  19. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Generic is good enough for him.

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  20. HEFFERNAN

    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    C'mon Ive
    He works at UPS, not FedEx Ground.
    He should be allowed to get the Premiums lol :wink-very:
     
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