A shirtless guy gave me a gift card yesterday.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by brownmonster, Jul 11, 2015.

  1. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    lol.
     
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  2. Was his pants on?
     
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  3. Number24

    Number24 #24

    High five
     
  4. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    Did he give you a chubby?
     
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  5. Billy Ray

    Billy Ray God, help us all.....

    Onroad from the past, saw a guy on area wearing one shoe.
    Jokingly asked him if he had lost a shoe. Guy beamed a big smile and said "No, I found one."

    Reminds me of the positive outlook of @Operational needs.
     
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  6. CHALLY9TX

    CHALLY9TX Active Member

  7. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

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  8. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Did he have 70's bush?
     
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  9. CHALLY9TX

    CHALLY9TX Active Member

    And?
     
  10. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    ...and nothing...
     
  11. Wut?
     
  12. Austin.Was.My.Hero

    Austin.Was.My.Hero quod erat demonstrandum

    [​IMG]
     
  13. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Now you're stealing trademarks?


    @upschuck
     
  14. Mechanic86

    Mechanic86 Repairing the crap you break.

    Was he wearing chaps that happened to be missing the hind quarters?
     
  15. upschuck

    upschuck Avatar bet gone wrong

    I should be rich right now if people paid their rightful share. :)
     
  16. Turdferguson

    Turdferguson Guest

    Your pay from my post I used it in earlier is floating in the bowl
     
  17. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    I got a gift card yesterday, from a woman, fully clothed, nothing abnormal, just gave me a card coz she loves me. I dont know why. I guess I just have that effect on people. Its great to be me.
     
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  18. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Are you lesbian?
     
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  19. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Not at the moment. I have two kids and 12 total grandkids, so probaly never. I dont know its probably just me, but the man woman thing seems to have worked out OK. Although you men are a total PITA, so I could see why a woman might change. But women are more of a PITA so I will stick with what I know. But hey whatever floats your boat, mine just dont float that way.
     
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  20. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Not even that one drunkin night in college?
     
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