A shirtless guy gave me a gift card yesterday.

[brownmonster]

lol.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Was his pants on?

 

[Number24]

lol.

High five

 

[Big Arrow Down...D]

Did he give you a chubby?

 

[Billy Ray]

Onroad from the past, saw a guy on area wearing one shoe.
Jokingly asked him if he had lost a shoe. Guy beamed a big smile and said "No, I found one."

Reminds me of the positive outlook of @Operational needs.

 

[CHALLY9TX]

http://www.browncafe.com/community/threads/giving-my-regular-ups-driver-a-gift-card-on-topic.362692/

Was it this guy?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

http://www.browncafe.com/community/threads/giving-my-regular-ups-driver-a-gift-card-on-topic.362692/

Was it this guy?

This thread is a parody of that one.

TTKU

 

[Indecisi0n]

Did he have 70's bush?

 

[CHALLY9TX]

This thread is a parody of that one.

TTKU

And?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

And?

...and nothing...

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

...and nothing...

Wut?

 

[watdaflock?]

 

[Brownslave688]

This thread is a parody of that one.

TTKU

Now you're stealing trademarks?


@upschuck

 

[Mechanic86]

Was he wearing chaps that happened to be missing the hind quarters?

 

[upschuck]

Now you're stealing trademarks?


@upschuck

I should be rich right now if people paid their rightful share.

 

[Turdferguson]

I should be rich right now if people paid their rightful share.

Your pay from my post I used it in earlier is floating in the bowl

 

[toonertoo]

I got a gift card yesterday, from a woman, fully clothed, nothing abnormal, just gave me a card coz she loves me. I dont know why. I guess I just have that effect on people. Its great to be me.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I got a gift card yesterday, from a woman, fully clothed, nothing abnormal, just gave me a card coz she loves me. I dont know why. I guess I just have that effect on people. Its great to be me.

Are you lesbian?

 

[toonertoo]

Are you lesbian?

Not at the moment. I have two kids and 12 total grandkids, so probaly never. I dont know its probably just me, but the man woman thing seems to have worked out OK. Although you men are a total PITA, so I could see why a woman might change. But women are more of a PITA so I will stick with what I know. But hey whatever floats your boat, mine just dont float that way.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Not at the moment. I have two kids and 12 total grandkids, so probaly never. I dont know its probably just me, but the man woman thing seems to have worked out OK. Although you men are a total PITA, so I could see why a woman might change. But women are more of a PITA so I will stick with what I know. But hey whatever floats your boat, mine just dont float that way.

Not even that one drunkin night in college?