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a shiver of sharks
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<blockquote data-quote="Sammie" data-source="post: 233767" data-attributes="member: 8657"><p>Area, what about the black lights, the beaded curtain in the doorway, the lava lamp, the Easy Rider posters, the scent of brownies in the air.. (wait, that's my house I'm talking about!)<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/ohmy.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":ohmy:" title="Ohmy :ohmy:" data-shortname=":ohmy:" /></p><p> </p><p>Did you hear about the center manager whose whole left side was cut off? </p><p>He's all right now.</p><p> </p><p>He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bonus.</p><p> </p><p>If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler.</p><p> </p><p>At every executive meetings there's a chairman of the bored.</p><p> </p><p>A man given a watch at his retirement said 'it's about time'.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>center manager: You got your hair cut on company time. </p><p>Driver: It grew on company time. </p><p>center manager: Not all that hair. </p><p>Driver: I didn't get it all cut.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>SIGNS OF DRIVER BURN OUT</p><p> </p><p>You're so tired, you come home and answer the phone with "Leave me alone!" </p><p> </p><p>You wake up to discover your house is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care. </p><p> </p><p>You consider a 40 hour week a vacation. </p><p> </p><p>Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday. </p><p> </p><p>You sit down to dinner and attempt to "buckle in" (and hope nobody notices.)</p><p> </p><p>You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge. </p><p> </p><p>And the NUMBER ONE sign that you are burned out ..... </p><p> </p><p>You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>Sorry DS, I tried. Just couldn't match your wit. <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/mad.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":mad:" title="Mad :mad:" data-shortname=":mad:" /></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Sammie, post: 233767, member: 8657"] Area, what about the black lights, the beaded curtain in the doorway, the lava lamp, the Easy Rider posters, the scent of brownies in the air.. (wait, that's my house I'm talking about!):ohmy: Did you hear about the center manager whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. He labored so hard that he worked his fingers to the bonus. If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler. At every executive meetings there's a chairman of the bored. A man given a watch at his retirement said 'it's about time'. center manager: You got your hair cut on company time. Driver: It grew on company time. center manager: Not all that hair. Driver: I didn't get it all cut. SIGNS OF DRIVER BURN OUT You're so tired, you come home and answer the phone with "Leave me alone!" You wake up to discover your house is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care. You consider a 40 hour week a vacation. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday. You sit down to dinner and attempt to "buckle in" (and hope nobody notices.) You leave for a party and instinctively bring your ID badge. And the NUMBER ONE sign that you are burned out ..... You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now. Sorry DS, I tried. Just couldn't match your wit. :mad: [/QUOTE]
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