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<blockquote data-quote="Dirty Savage" data-source="post: 253477" data-attributes="member: 10384"><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Thread necromancy, FTW!</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">So here it was a nice summers day and I'm delivering to a quiet residential street at around 10 in the morning. I have a +19 sig req computer to deliver. Ring the door bell. Hear a voice from the back yard yell "UPS? Come to the back!" So I do.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Come around the corner and there's this 40ish dude sitting on the deck, drinking coffee in his bathrobe. Put the box on the deck as small-talk ensues. Hold out the DIAD for him to sign and he gets out of his chair and his robe opens and, TADA, there he is in all his glory. He continues to chat whilst he signs, all the while his junk is just hanging there and he's just as natural as can be. He hands me back my DIAD and then turns and yells into the house "Hey ma! Bring me the phone!"</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">So wrong on so many levels. Needless to say I had to scrub my eyeballs after that.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Good times.</span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'"></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Dirty Savage, post: 253477, member: 10384"] [FONT=Palatino Linotype]Thread necromancy, FTW! So here it was a nice summers day and I'm delivering to a quiet residential street at around 10 in the morning. I have a +19 sig req computer to deliver. Ring the door bell. Hear a voice from the back yard yell "UPS? Come to the back!" So I do. Come around the corner and there's this 40ish dude sitting on the deck, drinking coffee in his bathrobe. Put the box on the deck as small-talk ensues. Hold out the DIAD for him to sign and he gets out of his chair and his robe opens and, TADA, there he is in all his glory. He continues to chat whilst he signs, all the while his junk is just hanging there and he's just as natural as can be. He hands me back my DIAD and then turns and yells into the house "Hey ma! Bring me the phone!" So wrong on so many levels. Needless to say I had to scrub my eyeballs after that. Good times. [/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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