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<blockquote data-quote="Big Babooba" data-source="post: 591029" data-attributes="member: 5402"><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Yes I did - that night on the Preload about 25 years ago. </strong></span></p><p></p><p></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>YOU ASKED FOR IT - YOU GOT IT!</strong></span></p><p></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Once upon a time in a land far away lived a beautiful maiden princess with golden hair. Her name was Princess AJ. She was being held captive by an evil, one eyed, fire breathing center manager. He worked her long hours and treated her miserably. </strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Princess AJ was in deep despair. Every night she hoped that a knight in shining armor would come to her rescue. One night she saw a falling star and made a wish to be rescued. Maybe, she hoped, this was a good omen.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>The next day, through the morning mist, a knight could be seen in the distance approaching the center. It was Sir Big Babooba riding his faithful cat Oreo. The evil, one eyed, fire breathing center manager tried to turn him away. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Sir Big Babooba continued on. He knew he had to save the fair maiden princess. When the evil, one eyed, fire breathing center manager threatened him with a warning letter, he pulled out his DIAD. He scanned the center manager's eyes and blinded him. He then whacked him in the side of the head with it, knocking him out cold. He turned to Oreo and nodded. Oreo made a quick meal out of him.</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>He knocked the door to the center down with his old battle axe (no, not his ex wife!). He rushed inside the building and found the fair maiden Princess AJ. He took her into his arms. "My hero!", she swooned and kissed him on the cheek, "How can I ever repay you?".</strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>Sir Big Babooba got a glimmer in his eye. He smiled and reached under the chest plate of his armor. He pulled out a damp bath towel and started to wind it up. He chased her off into the sunset followed by his ever faithful Oreo, wagging his tail in approval. </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p> <span style="color: DarkRed"><strong>They lived happily ever after.<img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/FeltTip/happy2.png" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":happy2:" title="Happy2 :happy2:" data-shortname=":happy2:" /></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong> </strong></span></p><p><span style="color: DarkRed"><strong></strong></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Big Babooba, post: 591029, member: 5402"] [COLOR=DarkRed][B]Yes I did - that night on the Preload about 25 years ago. [/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B]YOU ASKED FOR IT - YOU GOT IT![/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkRed][B]Once upon a time in a land far away lived a beautiful maiden princess with golden hair. Her name was Princess AJ. She was being held captive by an evil, one eyed, fire breathing center manager. He worked her long hours and treated her miserably. Princess AJ was in deep despair. Every night she hoped that a knight in shining armor would come to her rescue. One night she saw a falling star and made a wish to be rescued. Maybe, she hoped, this was a good omen. The next day, through the morning mist, a knight could be seen in the distance approaching the center. It was Sir Big Babooba riding his faithful cat Oreo. The evil, one eyed, fire breathing center manager tried to turn him away. Sir Big Babooba continued on. He knew he had to save the fair maiden princess. When the evil, one eyed, fire breathing center manager threatened him with a warning letter, he pulled out his DIAD. He scanned the center manager's eyes and blinded him. He then whacked him in the side of the head with it, knocking him out cold. He turned to Oreo and nodded. Oreo made a quick meal out of him. He knocked the door to the center down with his old battle axe (no, not his ex wife!). He rushed inside the building and found the fair maiden Princess AJ. He took her into his arms. "My hero!", she swooned and kissed him on the cheek, "How can I ever repay you?". Sir Big Babooba got a glimmer in his eye. He smiled and reached under the chest plate of his armor. He pulled out a damp bath towel and started to wind it up. He chased her off into the sunset followed by his ever faithful Oreo, wagging his tail in approval. They lived happily ever after.:happy2: [/B][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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