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<blockquote data-quote="ajblakejr" data-source="post: 596517" data-attributes="member: 18807"><p>Quote:</p><p>Originally Posted by <strong>ajblakejr</strong></p><p><em><span style="color: green"><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><strong>Oh Big!!!</strong></span></span></span></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><strong>Did that awful dragon hurt you? </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: darkred"><strong>Fear not my lady for I am well. The nearsighted dragon misfired when I was lighting the oven. He aimeth a little too far to the left. Twas my fortune that I woreth my asbestos Jockey shorts. I mayeth be a little hot aroundeth the collar, but the "Ye Olde Sacred Family Jeweles" are safe and soundeth.<span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #008000">(Swooning with emotion) My Knight. My brave strong Knight!! Ye cometh prepared and ye protecth the crown jewels I should be so lucky to view some day. (So many directions I mayth haveth taken thou jewels. This is a family friendly site and I will allow those with minds filled with nasty figure it out!!)</span></span></strong></span></em></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><strong>Do you see poor Dizzee locked behind bars? </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: darkred"><strong>The scoundral tryeth to stealeth a claw. Off with his head? What say ye? <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #008000">He was just hungry, my brave Big Knight. Haveth mercy on his soul. </span></span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="color: darkred"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #008000">(Besides, my mum, the Itch-BaY Queen of yonder Kingdom may require you provideth a man for me stone coldth ugly steppth sistar to wedth.)</span></span></strong></span></em></p><p></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: green"><strong>That lobster looks mighty tasty!!! </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: darkred"><strong>His tail simmereth in a sauce madeth from truffles and the finest Pinot Blanc. <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #008000">Yummy.</span></span></strong></span></em></p><p><em><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: purple"><strong><span style="color: green">(I don't see a dish on this castle. How will the Princess watch the NFL package?</span> ) </strong></span></span></span><span style="color: darkred"><strong>Thou needeth not a dish. Thou shalt be transported to any NFL game thou wishes to see. Thou will travel in the finest sedan chair, carried on the shoulders of 12 Ed Hochulis. What more could thou ask for? <span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #008000">I needth thy DISH!!! (Flinging my long blond braid around as a weapon!!!)'Tis impossible for thine to be in attendence at all games at once without thine magic being called upon. </span></span></strong></span></em></p><p></p><p><em><strong><span style="font-family: 'Comic Sans MS'"><span style="color: #008000">I ask for your love. That is all thine needs to make it to sunrise to sunrise or kick off to kick off!!!</span></span></strong></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="ajblakejr, post: 596517, member: 18807"] Quote: Originally Posted by [B]ajblakejr[/B] [I][COLOR=green][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][B]Oh Big!!![/B][/SIZE][/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=green][B]Did that awful dragon hurt you? [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=darkred][B]Fear not my lady for I am well. The nearsighted dragon misfired when I was lighting the oven. He aimeth a little too far to the left. Twas my fortune that I woreth my asbestos Jockey shorts. I mayeth be a little hot aroundeth the collar, but the "Ye Olde Sacred Family Jeweles" are safe and soundeth.[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#008000](Swooning with emotion) My Knight. My brave strong Knight!! Ye cometh prepared and ye protecth the crown jewels I should be so lucky to view some day. (So many directions I mayth haveth taken thou jewels. This is a family friendly site and I will allow those with minds filled with nasty figure it out!!)[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=green][B]Do you see poor Dizzee locked behind bars? [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=darkred][B]The scoundral tryeth to stealeth a claw. Off with his head? What say ye? [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#008000]He was just hungry, my brave Big Knight. Haveth mercy on his soul. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [COLOR=darkred][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#008000](Besides, my mum, the Itch-BaY Queen of yonder Kingdom may require you provideth a man for me stone coldth ugly steppth sistar to wedth.)[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/I] [I][FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=green][B]That lobster looks mighty tasty!!! [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=darkred][B]His tail simmereth in a sauce madeth from truffles and the finest Pinot Blanc. [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#008000]Yummy.[/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR] [FONT=Comic Sans MS][SIZE=3][COLOR=purple][B][COLOR=green](I don't see a dish on this castle. How will the Princess watch the NFL package?[/COLOR] ) [/B][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=darkred][B]Thou needeth not a dish. Thou shalt be transported to any NFL game thou wishes to see. Thou will travel in the finest sedan chair, carried on the shoulders of 12 Ed Hochulis. What more could thou ask for? [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#008000]I needth thy DISH!!! (Flinging my long blond braid around as a weapon!!!)'Tis impossible for thine to be in attendence at all games at once without thine magic being called upon. [/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/COLOR][/I] [I][B][FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=#008000]I ask for your love. That is all thine needs to make it to sunrise to sunrise or kick off to kick off!!![/COLOR][/FONT][/B][/I] [/QUOTE]
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