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And that's when the fight started...
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<blockquote data-quote="tarbar66" data-source="post: 777972" data-attributes="member: 1868"><p>One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... </p><p> </p><p>The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. </p><p> </p><p>When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" </p><p> </p><p>And that's how the fight started..... </p><p> </p><p>-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p> </p><p> </p><p>My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. </p><p> </p><p>I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' </p><p> </p><p>'No,' She answered. </p><p> </p><p>I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' </p><p> </p><p>She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes...' </p><p> </p><p>So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' </p><p> </p><p>And that's when the fight started...</p><p> </p><p>-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. </p><p> </p><p>She asked , 'What's on TV?' </p><p> </p><p>I said , 'Dust' </p><p> </p><p>And then the fight started... </p><p> </p><p>--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------</p><p>My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. </p><p> </p><p>She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' </p><p> </p><p>I bought her a set of bathroom scales. </p><p> </p><p>And then the fight started...</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="tarbar66, post: 777972, member: 1868"] One year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift... The next year, I didn't buy her a gift. When she asked me why, I replied, "Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought you last year!" And that's how the fight started..... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife and I were watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to her and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' She answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' She didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes...' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.' And that's when the fight started... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping the channels. She asked , 'What's on TV?' I said , 'Dust' And then the fight started... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary. She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 200 in about 3 seconds.' I bought her a set of bathroom scales. And then the fight started... [/QUOTE]
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