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<blockquote data-quote="brownedout" data-source="post: 782640" data-attributes="member: 30910"><p>Because they're all so great (and funny) how 'bout a couple more:</p><p> </p><p>Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day.</p><p> </p><p>I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."</p><p> </p><p>My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"</p><p> </p><p>And that's when the fight started.</p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p>A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment."</p><p> </p><p>The husband replied, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect."</p><p> </p><p>And that's when the fight started.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="brownedout, post: 782640, member: 30910"] Because they're all so great (and funny) how 'bout a couple more: Saturday morning I got up early, quietly dressed, made my lunch, and slipped quietly into the garage. I hooked up the boat to the van, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph, so I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad all day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible." My loving wife of 5 years replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?" And that's when the fight started. A woman was standing nude, looking in the bedroom mirror. She was not happy with what she saw and said to her husband, "I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment." The husband replied, "Your eyesight is damn near perfect." And that's when the fight started. [/QUOTE]
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