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And that's when the fight started...
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<blockquote data-quote="bbsam" data-source="post: 782655" data-attributes="member: 22662"><p>Ok. This one is actually true.</p><p></p><p>Recently, since I'm getting up there in age and want to live to see my children grow up, my doctor strongly suggested I get a colonoscopy. Throwing all insecurity and stupid machismo to the side, in I went. All went well but they did find three internal hemhroids that for some reason they determined had to be dealt with. First one was "banded" under anasthesia. Went in for the second "procedure" which consisted of no anasthesia, a tube of KY, a four foot long "applicator" and a very ungentle gastroenterologist. </p><p></p><p>Arriving home feeling rather violated and understanding the shower scene from "The Crying Game" I mustered up what little self-deprecating humor I could and announced to my wife, "Honey, I am 100% NOT gay!" </p><p></p><p>She looked at me with a hint of suspicion and said, "That's nice, dear. Care to explain how it took you 42 years one wife and three kids to figure that out?"</p><p></p><p>And that's when the fight broke out.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="bbsam, post: 782655, member: 22662"] Ok. This one is actually true. Recently, since I'm getting up there in age and want to live to see my children grow up, my doctor strongly suggested I get a colonoscopy. Throwing all insecurity and stupid machismo to the side, in I went. All went well but they did find three internal hemhroids that for some reason they determined had to be dealt with. First one was "banded" under anasthesia. Went in for the second "procedure" which consisted of no anasthesia, a tube of KY, a four foot long "applicator" and a very ungentle gastroenterologist. Arriving home feeling rather violated and understanding the shower scene from "The Crying Game" I mustered up what little self-deprecating humor I could and announced to my wife, "Honey, I am 100% NOT gay!" She looked at me with a hint of suspicion and said, "That's nice, dear. Care to explain how it took you 42 years one wife and three kids to figure that out?" And that's when the fight broke out. [/QUOTE]
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