Anyone smoke weed before work?

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by SuperHandler, Aug 17, 2014.

  1. SuperHandler

    SuperHandler Member

    I'm a Package handler with 2 months of work history so I'm pretty veteran dawg. Smoking weed before work is so trippy. Especially when making P1 deliveries to hot chicks. How many stops per hour? I usually do your mom every hour. So uhhh, thanks for reading bros.
     
  2. Route 66

    Route 66 Flacid Member

    .....and they say that smoking weed has no long term affects on the brain.
     
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  3. overflowed

    overflowed Well-Known Member

    Yo dog! Please stop. You don't want to be responsible for some woman pushing a baby cart getting run over by you cause you felt like toking at 5 am. Grow up foo.
     
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  4. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Riiiight :rolleyes2:
     
  5. retiredTxfeeder

    retiredTxfeeder cap'n crunch

    My BS meter just pegged out!
     
  6. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

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  7. rod

    rod retired and happy

    sounds like a future part time sup in the making.
     
  8. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    We'd lose half of our package handlers if we required them to pass a drug screen.
     
  9. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Which half would pass? Those on drugs or those not?
     
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  11. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    You know how many package drivers they'd lose too??
     
  12. SuperHandler

    SuperHandler Member

    Uhhh, I'll just claim I'm handicapped before peak dawg. That way I can sit at home and smoke weed all day. UPS has a union, I figured I'll start my own.

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  13. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Oh STFU....really.
     
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  14. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Maybe Dave will jump on this guy when he stops at home for lunch.;)
     
  15. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    And neglect Rowdy??? :nonono:
     
  16. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    Just assert you have a right on the grounds of religious freedom being you're a Rastafarian.
     
  17. 1BROWNWRENCH

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

     
  18. burrheadd

    burrheadd Superstar

    Yeah that's the ticket


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  19. Goldilocks

    Goldilocks Well-Known Member

    POT HEADS have been flying here lately. Go smoke a Joint and chill
     
  20. Mr. 7

    Mr. 7 The monkey on the left.

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaa?
    Our pilots are in on the 4:20?