"Apparently my front door has a PHD and signs for packages for me."

[laffter]

 

[scratch]

I have heard about the good doctor a few times.

 

[Pooter]

Your fault for not being home Doctor FD

 

[Overpaid Union Thug]

Call and complain.

 

[scratch]

Call and complain.

And make sure you take the day off so you can sign for it on the second or third attempt.

 

[bottomups]

I would rather see Dr. Frontdoor than Dr. Reardoor.
My reardoor is exit only!

 

[oldngray]

I would rather see Dr. Frontdoor than Dr. Reardoor.
My reardoor is exit only!

Just wear a Border Is Secure sign around your neck.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Without posting the entire tracking, could you please post the 9th and 10th digits/characters for us? This indicates the service level of the package and would help us figure out if it needed to be signed for or not.

 

[laffter]

I hope you guys know this isn't MY order, hence the quotations in the title- and the hyperlinked image.