Are you a ninja or a zombie?

[JDoe123]

Just wondering when your alarm goes off do you jump out of bed like a ninja and race to get ready for work and punch in one minute before start time or are you like a zombie who's barely coherent and hits the snooze half a dozen times before getting up but getting to work with plenty of time to spare?  Or something else?

 

[stink219]

I wake up like a zombie but I'm at work early to handle union business.

 

[Buck Fifty]

I never hit the snooze button. I get up, get ready, get coffee ( that my wife already has brewed ), get in car. All time to this point 20 min max. At bldg 30 min early on average. I'm a ninzomjabie.

 

[ajblakejr]

Ninja.

 

[rod]

Whats an alarm clock?

 

[Anonymous 10]

I wake up and I'm ready to go everyday. I gave up coffee a while back and it was a little rough but now I've got energy all day long. I'm never late for work either.

 

[JDoe123]

407,
How the heck did you give up coffee?  I go to bed at night just so I can wake up in the morning and drink coffee!  (I read that somewhere.)

 

[cachsux]

Zombie if I'm allowed to sleep. Godzilla laying waste to Tokyo if someone wakes me before then.

 

[brownmonster]

I roll out of bed at 7 and leave for work a 8:30. Still not ready for work.

 

[Jackburton]

Whats an alarm clock?

The thing that goes off to remind you of a tee time.

 

[Jackburton]

I'm a pirate as I set sail with all hands on deck ready to plunder the riches that await. Building my treasure chest so I can be spoken of in years as "One day he was here, the last we saw of him pulling a new boat behind his truck, never to return"

 

[Anonymous 10]

407,
How the heck did you give up coffee? I go to bed at night just so I can wake up in the morning and drink coffee! (I read that somewhere.)

I've also pretty much given up sugar too. I only drink water during the week and I switch to beer on Friday night. I never particularly cared for pop so that's not a big deal either.

 

[Buck Fifty]

The thing that goes off to remind you of a tee time.

Pee time for me !

 

[Brownslave688]

I used to be a ninja but over the years am becoming more and more of a zombie.

 

[Cementups]

lately I've been a bit of a zombie but hopefully I can get back into my morning running routine and turn back into a ninja.

 

[HULKAMANIA]

Monday I'll be hurting with my head in a vise, Tuesday I'll be wondering if I'll ever survive, Wednesday and Thursday I'll be slowly tunin in, Come Friday morning I'll be revin up my motor again.

 

[Jones]

I wake up at around the same time every morning, I haven't used an alarm clock in years.

 

[over9five]

I wake up at around the same time every morning, I haven't used an alarm clock in years.

Me too. We both get up at 6 every morning.

I only use an alarm clock if they give me a wikked early start time.

 

[Indecisi0n]

Zombie all morning but I never arrive early to work. I am always a min or to but never more than that. I never understood why guys show up 45 mins early to just stand around, get EDD and just bull****.

 

[DorkHead]

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