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[jerseyupser]

How does "UPS" give allocated time for each stop?

 

[scooby0048]

How does "UPS" give allocated time for each stop?

It's a magical equation that nobody quite understands.

 

[joeboodog]

It's so top secret if they told you they would have to kill you.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Depends upon how hot and lonely the housewife is.

 

[Myleftsideistan]

Unicorn farts

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Take how long it takes to do the stop divide by 3 add 2 and subtract 7.

 

[oldngray]

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Take how long it takes to do the stop divide by 3 add 2 and subtract 7.

Isn't that the conversion formula to go from Celsius to Fahrenheit?

 

[Brownslave688]

How does "UPS" give allocated time for each stop?

Nobody sees the wizard. No way no how.

 

[Wally]

Take "real time" numbers of how long it usually takes for any given stop. Subtract from there a minimum of 40 percent.

 

[brownmonster]

Work at a pace that justifies 34 bucks an hour and let the numbers fall where they may.

 

[bottomups]

Isn't that the conversion formula to go from Celsius to Fahrenheit?

That formula is way too complicated.
Just know that when my wifes nipples are hard, it's cold outside!

 

[Myleftsideistan]

That formula is way too complicated.
Just know that when my wifes nipples are hard, it's cold outside!

That just means she saw me in my browns

 

[superballs63]

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My wife, who's a teacher said they actually teach this crap in schools.....wth??

I've asked her permission to go in for parent teacher conferences so I can read them the riot act. lol


UPS' numbers are pulled out of their butts, so don't worry about it

 

[clean hairy]

It varies, depending on if you are having to do a #1 or a #2.

 

[Cementups]

Monkey no care about numbers.