# Area Time

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by jerseyupser, Jan 11, 2015.

1. ### jerseyupserMember

How does "UPS" give allocated time for each stop?

It's a magical equation that nobody quite understands.

3. ### joeboodoggood people drink good beer

It's so top secret if they told you they would have to kill you.

4. ### UpstateNYUPSerVery proud grandfather.

Depends upon how hot and lonely the housewife is.

5. ### MyleftsideistanHot

Unicorn farts

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6. ### IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U*

Take how long it takes to do the stop divide by 3 add 2 and subtract 7.

8. ### UpstateNYUPSerVery proud grandfather.

Isn't that the conversion formula to go from Celsius to Fahrenheit?

9. ### Brownslave688You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

Nobody sees the wizard. No way no how.

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10. ### WallyHailing from Parts Unknown.

Take "real time" numbers of how long it usually takes for any given stop. Subtract from there a minimum of 40 percent.

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11. ### brownmonsterMan of Great Wisdom

Work at a pace that justifies 34 bucks an hour and let the numbers fall where they may.

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That formula is way too complicated.
Just know that when my wifes nipples are hard, it's cold outside!

13. ### MyleftsideistanHot

That just means she saw me in my browns

14. ### superballs63Well-Known TrollTroll

My wife, who's a teacher said they actually teach this crap in schools.....wth??

I've asked her permission to go in for parent teacher conferences so I can read them the riot act. lol

UPS' numbers are pulled out of their butts, so don't worry about it

15. ### clean hairyWell-Known Member

It varies, depending on if you are having to do a #1 or a #2.