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<blockquote data-quote="trplnkl" data-source="post: 532844" data-attributes="member: 13254"><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">stories. There were all the regular type stuff, spilled milk and</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">pennies saved.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">But then teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Ernie was left.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"Ernie, do you have a story to share?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">survival knife.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets,</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">killed the last enemy with her bare hands."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">your daddy tell you from this horrible story?"</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #000000">"Stay the friend #@& away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."</span></span></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="color: #0000ff"><span style="font-size: 15px"> </span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="trplnkl, post: 532844, member: 13254"] [FONT=Georgia][SIZE=4][COLOR=#0000ff][SIZE=4][FONT=Tahoma][SIZE=4][COLOR=#000000]A teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type stuff, spilled milk and pennies saved. But then teacher realized, much to her dismay, that only Ernie was left. "Ernie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break and then her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last enemy with her bare hands." "Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your daddy tell you from this horrible story?" "Stay the friend #@& away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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