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<blockquote data-quote="dilligaf" data-source="post: 949587" data-attributes="member: 11476"><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #0c4599">The Divorce Lawyer</span></span></span></strong></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Her husband, a divorce lawyer, suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice, "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The husband, knowing how to get the upper hand in a divorce proceeding, "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">"I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">"Oh, really?" he says with derision. "So what have you got?"</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.</span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'Tahoma'"><span style="font-family: 'Verdana'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: black">"The airbag."</span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="dilligaf, post: 949587, member: 11476"] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][B][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][COLOR=#0c4599]The Divorce Lawyer[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady forty miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Her husband, a divorce lawyer, suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear voice, "Darling," he says. "I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]The wife says nothing, keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases her speed to 45 mph.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]"I don't want you to try and talk me out of it", he says, "because I've been having an affair with your best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Again the wife stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases the speed to 55.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]The husband, knowing how to get the upper hand in a divorce proceeding, "I want the house," he says insistently. Up to 60.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]"I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit cards and the boat."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him a wee bit nervous, so he asks her: "Isn't there anything you want?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]The wife at last replies - in a quiet and controlled voice. "No, I've got everything I need." she says.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]"Oh, really?" he says with derision. "So what have you got?"[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph, the wife turns to him and smiles.[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Verdana][SIZE=2][COLOR=black]"The airbag."[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#000000][FONT=Tahoma][FONT=Calibri][SIZE=2][COLOR=black][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=black][/COLOR] [/FONT][/COLOR] [/QUOTE]
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