Beyonce.. 1 Hour UPS Driver

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by averageguy, Mar 7, 2013.

  1. averageguy

    averageguy Member

    Beyonce got to drive a package car for a couple hours, supposedly she was very good with the spicer and drove it through New York.. I wonder if they drilled her on the 10 point commentary/ 5 seeing habits..


    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    I would have just plain drilled her.:funny:
  3. ups hero

    ups hero Member

    Yea. Lucky her. I have been waiting 12 years to drive one, she's not even employed with UPS and already got out on the road. Lol.
  4. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    1 hour of driving?

    What next now that she's qualified to be a center manager?
  5. kingOFchester

    kingOFchester Well-Known Member

    There is a package car in the pic?
  6. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    And the reason I should care is?

    1BROWNWRENCH Amatuer Malthusian

    At least visits in the office would be more pleasant.
  8. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    I wonder if she'd like to be my helper at Christmas?
  9. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    not a fan
  10. TearsInRain

    TearsInRain part-time bossman

    hey beyonce, im real happy for you, and imma let you finish, but taylor swift would be the greatest driver helper of all time

  11. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Finally, I'm not the highest paid in the industry.
  12. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    she doesn't like dinosaurs; too bad
  13. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Now we all know she can handle the big sticks.
  14. stink219

    stink219 Well-Known Member

    Actually, my 9 year old niece could qualify as a center manager. at least she can count.
  15. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    I think a center manager just needs to be able to count without taking their shoes off. I have doubts about Beyonce's ability to do that.
  16. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    U can't be serious she has to be the most socially awkward celebrity thee is. The girls just off. Not to mention her music is terrible. Unless your a teenage girl getting over a breakup.
  17. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    If she goes into Feeders,,she will look like the waitress on Whats Happening !! [​IMG]
  18. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Both of the fat stars from that show are dead .
  19. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    So does she have the proper licensing to drive a package car? Also I'm very surprised that picture wasn't in a hybrid or electric or natural gas vehicle.
  20. STFXG

    STFXG Well-Known Member

    Ill switch to ups if she will be handling my package...