Biggest lies ever told by management.

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by Oggie04, Mar 28, 2013.

  1. Here's a good one. Split shift pay was done away with to give the company more money for merrit pay raises. Your turn, go!
     
  2. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    "The Portable Pension is just as good as the traditional"
     
  3. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    "If it wasn't for Ground you would be doing a lot worse"
     
  4. Broke

    Broke Member

    Ups drivers make less than we do.
     
  5. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    Or who remembers this oldy?

    "we are eliminating the IPP so we can give you better raises"
     
  6. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    I can go on for hours
     
  7. hypo hanna

    hypo hanna Well-Known Member

    The Kinkos acquisition is going to be a huge money maker for FedEx and a benefit to employees of both companies.
     
  8. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    You are an "industrial athlete".
     
  9. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member

    "Profit sharing was just too complicated for tax purposes"
     
  10. thedownhillEXPRESS

    thedownhillEXPRESS Well-Known Member


    Haha, I forgot that one....
     
  11. hypo hanna

    hypo hanna Well-Known Member

    Here's a classic from 1984.

    Zapmail represents the technology of the future!
     
  12. whenIgetthere

    whenIgetthere Well-Known Member

    "Do the right thing for the customer!"
     
  13. jmeti000

    jmeti000 Member

    You are valued by the company.
     
  14. Cactus

    Cactus Just telling it like it is

    The most important package is yours.
     
  15. Operational needs

    Operational needs Well-Known Member

    Many years ago when I got my first review, after doing a fantastic job, I got a 6. My manager told me that if he gave me a 7, I wouldn't have anything to look forward to. If I had known then what I know now......


    People Service Profit Company---in that order.