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<blockquote data-quote="over9five" data-source="post: 835033" data-attributes="member: 1401"><p><strong>SEAL TEAM SIX DEBRIEFING</strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>Classified: TOP SECRET</strong></p><p></p><p>Admiral: "Maverick, what happened out there?"</p><p></p><p>Seal Team Six Leader (Codename "Maverick"): "Sir, we came under heavy fire as soon as we landed. The intel was wrong, sir. We were in a 40 minute firefight!"</p><p></p><p>Admiral: "Who was it, Maverick? Commandos? The Taliban army?"</p><p></p><p>Maverick: "No sir, those we could have handled. The intel was all wrong... It was......a mailman, sir".</p><p></p><p>Admiral: "My God, a mailman! We didn't know Osama had a mailman!"</p><p></p><p>Maverick: "It was insane, sir. There were only 40 of us. He went postal all over our a&&es. We used over 8000 rounds of ammo in the firefight".</p><p></p><p>Admiral: "If I had known he had a mailman, I would have had more men for you, Maverick. Another company at least. What did he have? RPGs?".</p><p></p><p>Maverick: "No sir, just a revolver, but boy could he reload fast! We got him, though!"</p><p></p><p>Admiral: "Uh, ok... So what happened upstairs?"</p><p></p><p>Maverick: "Well, I had to shoot an unarmed woman, sir"</p><p></p><p>Admiral: "You shot an unarmed woman, Maverick?</p><p></p><p>Maverick: "Yes sir, she came flying through the air at me. I think she was a Ninja"</p><p></p><p>Admiral: "Ninja, huh...... Maybe we'll just tell everyone Osama pushed her at you....Speaking of Osama, I heard you couldn't take him into custody?"</p><p></p><p>Maverick: "No sir, he was dressed for battle, no way he was gonna surrender"</p><p></p><p>Admiral: "Really? Fatigues and gun belts?</p><p></p><p>Maverick: "Pajamas, sir......but I think they were kevlar pajamas"</p><p></p><p>Admiral: "Kevlar paja.....Anyhow, how was he armed? AK47, I'll bet"</p><p></p><p>Maverick: "Bunny slippers, sir. I'm sure he had an IED hidden in the little bunny ears, so I shot him in the head to protect my team"</p><p></p><p>Admiral: "Nice job, Maverick, There'll be a promotion for you!"</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="over9five, post: 835033, member: 1401"] [B]SEAL TEAM SIX DEBRIEFING Classified: TOP SECRET[/B] Admiral: "Maverick, what happened out there?" Seal Team Six Leader (Codename "Maverick"): "Sir, we came under heavy fire as soon as we landed. The intel was wrong, sir. We were in a 40 minute firefight!" Admiral: "Who was it, Maverick? Commandos? The Taliban army?" Maverick: "No sir, those we could have handled. The intel was all wrong... It was......a mailman, sir". Admiral: "My God, a mailman! We didn't know Osama had a mailman!" Maverick: "It was insane, sir. There were only 40 of us. He went postal all over our a&&es. We used over 8000 rounds of ammo in the firefight". Admiral: "If I had known he had a mailman, I would have had more men for you, Maverick. Another company at least. What did he have? RPGs?". Maverick: "No sir, just a revolver, but boy could he reload fast! We got him, though!" Admiral: "Uh, ok... So what happened upstairs?" Maverick: "Well, I had to shoot an unarmed woman, sir" Admiral: "You shot an unarmed woman, Maverick? Maverick: "Yes sir, she came flying through the air at me. I think she was a Ninja" Admiral: "Ninja, huh...... Maybe we'll just tell everyone Osama pushed her at you....Speaking of Osama, I heard you couldn't take him into custody?" Maverick: "No sir, he was dressed for battle, no way he was gonna surrender" Admiral: "Really? Fatigues and gun belts? Maverick: "Pajamas, sir......but I think they were kevlar pajamas" Admiral: "Kevlar paja.....Anyhow, how was he armed? AK47, I'll bet" Maverick: "Bunny slippers, sir. I'm sure he had an IED hidden in the little bunny ears, so I shot him in the head to protect my team" Admiral: "Nice job, Maverick, There'll be a promotion for you!" [/QUOTE]
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