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Bit by a German Shepard
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<blockquote data-quote="Harry Manback" data-source="post: 166696" data-attributes="member: 8872"><p>I always carry a copious amount of "cookies" dog biscuits with me. If that doesnt distract them long enough, i go to plan b: negative reinforcement. This consists of a 4 D-cell Mag-lite, planted squarely betwixt the eyes of the attacking party. This usually results in the perp running for dear life at the sound of the car turning on to the street and hiding in the bushes until the big, bad UPS man is gone. Just make sure you look over your left shoulder when pulling from the curb so that the Gestapo (LP) or a member your management team who may be observing you to ensure that you use 3 pts of contact won't send you a warning letter. Sorry for the lack of punctuation. I kinda like run-on sentences.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Harry Manback, post: 166696, member: 8872"] I always carry a copious amount of "cookies" dog biscuits with me. If that doesnt distract them long enough, i go to plan b: negative reinforcement. This consists of a 4 D-cell Mag-lite, planted squarely betwixt the eyes of the attacking party. This usually results in the perp running for dear life at the sound of the car turning on to the street and hiding in the bushes until the big, bad UPS man is gone. Just make sure you look over your left shoulder when pulling from the curb so that the Gestapo (LP) or a member your management team who may be observing you to ensure that you use 3 pts of contact won't send you a warning letter. Sorry for the lack of punctuation. I kinda like run-on sentences. [/QUOTE]
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