Breaking Trump Health News

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by MrFedEx, Sep 10, 2016.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Donald Trump was rushed to a Manhattan hospital today after being crushed by his ego and massive ignorance. Doctors aren't sure they can save him.
     
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  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Were they able to save the hair?
     
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  3. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    .....and if Miss Hillary gets elected we are in serious trouble.
     
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  4. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Yes. The hair is it's own separate life form, and doctors were able to save it. They rushed the hair to the Orangutan Institute of Botswana to transplant it onto an ape with male pattern baldness.
     
  5. trickpony1

    trickpony1 Well-Known Member

    Yeah and that's sorta like Hillary being nothing more than a life support system for a vagina.
     
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  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Maybe you should look at the Sept. 19th issue of The Enquirer. Hillary is on the cover and she looks like death warmed over. The story inside is about the 10 things she suffers from. Pay attention at the check out of your grocery store.
     
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  7. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    The Enquirer?

    I thought only the Men in Black read that.
     
  8. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Women in black read it too!
     
  9. newfie

    newfie Well-Known Member

    he doesn't buy his groceries the government delivers him surplus cheese at the trailer park.
     
  10. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    Have you ever seen a picture on the cover that wasn't airbrushed or somehow made to look as bad as possible? Like the celebrities in swimsuits, or similar hit pieces. MIB needs to be checking in on you.

    They claimed OJ was dying of brain cancer 2 or 3 years ago. I think the POS is still with us.
     
  11. newfie

    newfie Well-Known Member

    you think they airbrushed the old battle ax to make her look worse? Guess her fainting spell today was an air brush too.
     
  12. DriveInDriveOut

    DriveInDriveOut The One Who Knocks

    Why did Trump leave the 9/11 ceremony early today?
    Was he overheated?
     
  13. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    It was windy and hot. The hair was in imminent danger.
     
  14. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    If the NE is running a story on her supposed poor health, they aren't going to have a flattering picture on the cover. That's a no-brainer.
     
  15. newfie

    newfie Well-Known Member

    she may not be capable of producing a flattering picture