Brown Pants Alternative..

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by JoshDunaway, Dec 8, 2013.

  1. JoshDunaway

    JoshDunaway New Member

    Does anyone else have a problem with the way our uniform pants fit?
    I'm 5'10" and 180 lbs, I'm not skinny but I'm definitely not a walrus.
    I've blown out the crotch in almost all of my pants because they sag halfway to my knees. Most of these blowouts have happened mid-day.
    If I pull my pants up to my nipples they do alright, but that just isn't going to happen everyday.

    Back to my point, does anyone have an alternative to the issued pants? I figure that if they are close to the same shade as issued browns, then no one would know any different.
    I'd like to find something with more of a "jean" cut. Maybe I'm just destined to spend my days in suspenders and a belt around my ribs....

    Oh, and since this is my fist post, Hello to all and thanks for the help.
     
  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    Do you wear your pants like this?

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  3. JoshDunaway

    JoshDunaway New Member

    well, I knew that was coming... :bored2:
    No, I don't where my pants any lower than the next guy. That's why I thought I couldn't be the only guy with this issue.
     
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  4. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    The sizes of pants seems like they just have random measurements and slap a label on it. And I agree about the sagging crotch. They must think drivers have a waistline around the belly button. And the supposedly same size could feel like its made for a short fat guy or a tall skinny guy depending on who made it.
     
  5. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Can we see you in the pants with the blown out crotch? Just curious.
     
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  6. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    Because where they are made no one is taller than 5' to get accurate measurements.
     
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  7. djkre8r

    djkre8r Member

    My shorts fit great but, my pants are real tight on my big butt. I always take a spare pair (in my carry on bag) just in case of a blow out.
     
  8. gingerkat

    gingerkat Well-Known Member

    I'm in favor of a hot little skirt! Lots of leeway there...
     
  9. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    a kitty in brown hot pants? :winks:
     
  10. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    Pictures or it's not true...
     
  11. gingerkat

    gingerkat Well-Known Member

    I too love wearing my man pants up to my neckline - lol. I'm telling you, skirts are it! So much freedom, so much air, just so much we can do!
     
  12. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    christmas cat.gif
     
  13. gingerkat

    gingerkat Well-Known Member

    I need someone to hold the camera, my arms aren't long enough to snap the shot from down there
     
  14. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    Set the timer...
    Set it on the floor...
    Smile...
     
  15. gingerkat

    gingerkat Well-Known Member

    Now that is freaking funny!
     
  16. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Lower your nipples?
     
  17. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I'm still wearing pants from ten years ago at least. They say riverside on them. When the get torn I take them to the tailor and get them fixed. I'm going to try and wear them till the end of my career. The new pants suck.
     
  18. Funfact

    Funfact Well-Known Member

    Most of my pant have a 1 to 2 inch rip in the seem of the crotch you can't see it unless your sitting down so I don't even worry about it.
     
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  19. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    As women get older this isn't a problem.
     
  20. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    The people you sit down with are worried about it. :wink2: