buff drivers (no need to enter fatty or avg joe)

[Holydriver]

Come to think of it I think most of my work shirts are XXL. I hate having anything tight fitting while working.

Sounds like your sister is getting the xxl too if you catchy drift. Zing!

 

[Holydriver]

I hold my personal fitness and appearance to way too high a standard to every reach that point, baby.

No doubt man. I'm watching "my 600lbs life" just for motivation. I'd kill myself before looking like this, unable to even walk around. Poor poor lazy slobs

 

[Holydriver]

There's a few drivers in my center that will only bid routes with gyms on them. They take their lunch break and workout for an hour. I don't get it. I'm not the working out kinda guy. This job keeps me in good enough shape. BTW, his head must be massive to open a thread like this. How bigs your head bro? How does it even fit in you button down shirt?

Well bud, you'd probably qualify as "skinny fat.". Yea, you're skinny, but your lack of muscle tone and the well marbled fattiness of your muscles is the key to identifying it. Skinny fat

 

[Myleftsideistan]

Man, my boss tells me I cant relieve the tight shirt cutting off my circulation by cutting it a little I'll just walk up in his face, flex and bust those seams, them roll on. Twisted steel and sex appeal here. I got no time for wimps

Yeah brah, someone who actually gets it. #bigmuscleproblems

 

[olroadbeech]

as a package driver , you basically work the same muscles all day. going to the gym means you can balance out by working out other muscles.

also you can do cardio. one of my best friend co-workers had plenty of muscles but he couldn't come close to keeping up with me on the elliptical machine. now he does a lot more cardio.

 

[Holydriver]

as a package driver , you basically work the same muscles all day. going to the gym means you can balance out by working out other muscles.

also you can do cardio. one of my best friend co-workers had plenty of muscles but he couldn't come close to keeping up with me on the elliptical machine. now he does a lot more cardio.

Only mucles I work out as a PC driver ate my jaws just running around bumping my gums to those pretty little ladies I search out for a signature

 

[Kicked Your Dog]

Question for all the buff drivers with the new twinhill shirts. How do you get your arms in? I have to cut the inside of the short sleeve shirts to get my arms to fit in comfortable. My boss is saying that I can not do that anymore, I even showed him that when I'm using my arms the flex alone will rip the shirts. He says find another way, and help?

I'm guessing you have a problem with camel toe, too?

 

[Brownslave688]

I'm guessing you have a problem with camel toe, too?

Nah his nuts are so shrunk up from the roids it's like there's nothing there.

 

[Dr.Brownz]

What are you talking about?

A drivrr who worked out at the gym during work killed himself

I then went on to expound on why workout culture is lame. There are ways to be fit without going to a gym like having active hobbies unlikr most of america. Maybe its a city person thing that makes them.obbsessed with the workout gym.culture.

 

[Brownslave688]

A drivrr who worked out at the gym during work killed himself

I then went on to expound on why workout culture is lame. There are ways to be fit without going to a gym like having active hobbies unlikr most of america. Maybe its a city person thing that makes them.obbsessed with the workout gym.culture.

Try to stick to things you have a clue about.

 

[Indecisi0n]

I can't be the only one who wants pictures ..

 

[sailfish]

i've had to button up my shirt a couple times because the boss did not want me showing .
...please help!

Me too.

Suicide is for the weak

Not necessarily.

No doubt man. I'm watching "my 600lbs life" just for motivation. I'd kill myself before looking like this, unable to even walk around. Poor poor lazy slobs

No kidding. I just can't even fathom letting yourself go that far.

I then went on to expound on why workout culture is lame. There are ways to be fit without going to a gym like having active hobbies unlikr most of america. Maybe its a city person thing that makes them.obbsessed with the workout gym.culture.

 

[Myleftsideistan]

People pay me for pictures, I could start a gofundme?

 

[Covemastah]

Just order feedah sized shirts !!

 

[Indecisi0n]

People pay me for pictures, I could start a gofundme?

I want to start a gofondleme

 

[Myleftsideistan]

I want to start a gofondleme

I already did last night.

 

[Operational needs]

Just order feedah sized shirts !!

But how will he be able to get women if he covers his muscles with a feeder shirt? I mean, how will they see him in all his awesomeness if it's covered up? The horror!!

 

[sailfish]

But how will he be able to get women if he covers his muscles with a feeder shirt? I mean, how will they see him in all his awesomeness if it's covered up? The horror!!

I know. Shirts like that are for sleeping in.

 

[Myleftsideistan]

But how will he be able to get women if he covers his muscles with a feeder shirt? I mean, how will they see him in all his awesomeness if it's covered up? The horror!!

Exactly. I do not work out for fun, I work out for all the drooling from the women.

 

[MyTripisCut]

Exactly. I do not work out for fun, I work out for all the drooling from the women.

Wut happens when you talk to them? I wonder....