But how would you quit

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by bleedinbrown58, Jul 10, 2014.

  1. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Operational Needs started a good thread about what if we won the lottery....what would we do first? The biggest consensus is that most of us would quit our jobs. So, expanding on that.....if you won the lottery, how would you quit your job???
     
  2. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    After you get that email from Nigeria just cut up your ID and leave it by the time clock as you walk out.
     
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  3. No call.....No show
     
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  4. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Look at your cell phone....16 missed calls from UPS...lol
     
  5. That number would have been disconnected.
     
  6. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Agreed...that's the first thing I'd do....even before I claim my winnings ;)
     
  7. Then I would stop by Oldngray's house. so we could go drinking and pick up some hookers!
     
  8. Fedex Guy

    Fedex Guy Active Member

    Can I ride shotgun? I like hookers n beer!


    Just to be clear, I don't work for FedEx. Crazy I know.
     
  9. We are not picking up Fat chicks and drinking PBR!
    Still want to ride along with us?
     
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  10. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    We might even splurge on Iron City Light.
     
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  11. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Room for one more?? I know all the best corners...and syphilis free strip clubs...lol
     
  12. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Any employee discounts?
     
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  13. I might even move to Colorado, and start smoking dope.
     
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  14. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Sure...25% off...and free beer...lol
     
  15. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Why would I quit? I can be much more of a pain while still employed there. Lol

    Think about it would this job really be that bad without the fear of management trying to fire you for everything?

    If I didn't need this job
    I think it would be rather enjoyable.
     
  16. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    The same could be said for any job. But if I'm going to work for just the hell of it....I think I'd like a job with a comfy office chair, (preferably one that swivels)..and AC.
     
  17. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Now you sound like Photog.
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  18. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Hush up, old man....:)
     
  19. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    If I were ever really gonna stick it to them. I would drive a loaded up truck about 100 miles away park it and have someone come get me. Then I would say I had a mental break down and beg for my job back. Just so I could do it again
     
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  20. CaliforniaPaul

    CaliforniaPaul Active Member

    When your mother tucks you in tonight, ask her how.
     
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