I feel like I'm talking to a rock. There will be NO buyouts for hourlies. They've said it from the very beginning of the discussion. There is no reason to buy anyone out when they can starve then out instead. There is no contract to buyout, as there would be in a union organization. Listen to what MT3 has been saying....attrition, attrition, attrition. That's the way they'll do it, even for a 28 year courier like yourself. Maybe you won't leave, but many will, and they are counting on that.
I've seen the progression in your posts from the happy-clappy Purple Person to the employee who now says "it's been fun, but time to go...". You've written your own epitaph.