bleedinbrown58
That’s Craptacular
All this calling in sick talk....I just might bang in tomorrow!
Calling in Sick...
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BSWALKS
Fugitive From Reality
Not really. I never call in sick. Pay up!
PASinterference
Yes, I know I'm working late.
My loader called in one time and said he had a bone in his foot
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Brown echo
If u are not alive than for sure truth is not real
ANAL GLAUCOMA,THEY SAID''WHAT'S THAT? I CAN'T SEE MY ASS COMING IN TO WORK!''.
wornoutupser
Well-Known Member
My center had a good one many many years back.
A driver called in because " My eyebrows hurt too bad".
Darn right they did. He passed out in a bad and landed on his face!
A driver called in because " My eyebrows hurt too bad".
Darn right they did. He passed out in a bad and landed on his face!
Seriously?...holy crap man!...you o.k.?
upschuck
Well-Known Member
I hope that is past experience.
browntroll
Well-Known Member
i know one guy who tried to call in sick.
sup: why are you calling in?
pter: my body is sore.
sup: sore from what?
pter: working so hard yesterday, you made me work 1 hour more than usual.
sup: well thats not a good enough excuse so you need to come in, or get written up.
pter: ok.
i asked the sup why the new guy looked so mad at him, thats how i found out.
sup: why are you calling in?
pter: my body is sore.
sup: sore from what?
pter: working so hard yesterday, you made me work 1 hour more than usual.
sup: well thats not a good enough excuse so you need to come in, or get written up.
pter: ok.
i asked the sup why the new guy looked so mad at him, thats how i found out.
Duh, I wasn't thinking
joeboodog
good people drink good beer
That was three months ago so my first day back was Wednesday. Good news was the knees didn't hurt. Bad news was everything else hurt.
My favorite one was (not me) an older driver arranged a buyout, with UPS. HE never told the management team about it!
So they call his house and say, "why are you not at work?"
I'm retired....click!...lmao
So they call his house and say, "why are you not at work?"
I'm retired....click!...lmao
Im glad (not that you hurt) My Mom had her knee replaced awhile back,had many problems. Had to get It replaced again.
On Valentine's day, a pter called out saying that he couldn't come in because his wife would kill him if he do. It was amazing how pissed off the sups were. You could only imagine what happened to him the next day he came to work 
joeboodog
good people drink good beer
Its all good. Just have to get back in the groove again and if a dog bites me in the knees he will get an unpleasant surprise.
Catatonic
Nine Lives
His wife killed him?On Valentine's day, a pter called out saying that he couldn't come in because his wife would kill him if he do. It was amazing how pissed off the sups were. You could only imagine what happened to him the next day he came to work
Catatonic
Nine Lives
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