Can boxes get pregnant?

[Indecisi0n]

Because i swear to god they multiple throughout the day in the back of my car !

 

[badpal]

Because i swear to god they multiple throughout the day in the back of my car !

Even after all these years i still have that recurring dream about delivering all day and the truck still full.

 

[dilligaf]

I couldn't agree more, they are worse than rabbits.

 

[bottomups]

Please explain to me how the offspring can be larger at birth than the parent!

 

[rod]

Wear some protection or at least get a girlfriend. Then again what you do in the back of your truck with the bulkhead door shut is none of my business------carry on.

 

[moreluck]

Because i swear to god they multiple throughout the day in the back of my car !

Don't know about boxes getting pregnant, but I know Christmas lights screw around throughout the year when they are stored away. They get all tangled and that's not the way you stored them!!

 

[Anonymous 10]

I've impregnated the box twice. Just saying

 

[UPSGUY72]

Because i swear to god they multiple throughout the day in the back of my car !

you got what they call package fever.

 

[gman042]

I have witnessed boxes copulating. There was some packaging tape involved. The next thing I knew there was little boxlings running under foot. I had to scrub my mind afterward.

 

[over9five]

I've impregnated the box twice. Just saying

At least, you think it was you.....



LOLLOLLOL!!!

 

[Anonymous 10]

At least, you think it was you.....



LOLLOLLOL!!!

They look like me but they are a lot smarter so there is some doubt.

 

[bottomups]

At least, you think it was you.....



LOLLOLLOL!!!

When Misses bottomups was pregnant she used to tell everybody that the UPS guy did it to her!
Just assumed it was myself.

 

[over9five]

When Misses bottomups was pregnant she used to tell everybody that the UPS guy did it to her!
Just assumed it was myself.

I think I'd like Mrs Bottomups. She sounds like she has a great sense of humor!

 

[UPSGUY72]

When Misses bottomups was pregnant she used to tell everybody that the UPS guy did it to her!
Just assumed it was myself.

You know what they say about assume.

 

[Indecisi0n]

You know what they say about assume.

 

[moreluck]

That's one long ass !! Is he a daschund ass??

 

[cachsux]

It explains why some of the boxes have holes in the side. Thought they only did that with watermelons?

 

[rocket man]

Because i swear to god they multiple throughout the day in the back of my car !

I SAW TO PACKAGES I ASSUME THEY WERE DONE DOING THE DEED. Because they were both smoking i called the center they said put a tote box over them give them privacy and keep going.

 

[menotyou]

At least, you think it was you.....



LOLLOLLOL!!!

Maury!!!!! We need you!!

 

[over9five]

I SAW TO PACKAGES I ASSUME THEY WERE DONE DOING THE DEED. Because they were both smoking i called the center they said put a tote box over them give them privacy and keep going.

That right there was funny, I don't care who you are!

Maury!!!!! We need you!!

"The results are in!"