Can boxes get pregnant?

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Indecisi0n, Dec 2, 2011.

  1. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Because i swear to god they multiple throughout the day in the back of my car ! :happy2:
  2. badpal

    badpal Member

    Even after all these years i still have that recurring dream about delivering all day and the truck still full. :sad-very:
  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I couldn't agree more, they are worse than rabbits. :happy-very:
  4. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Please explain to me how the offspring can be larger at birth than the parent!
  5. rod

    rod retired and happy

    Wear some protection or at least get a girlfriend. Then again what you do in the back of your truck with the bulkhead door shut is none of my business------carry on.
  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Don't know about boxes getting pregnant, but I know Christmas lights screw around throughout the year when they are stored away. They get all tangled and that's not the way you stored them!!
  7. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I've impregnated the box twice. Just saying
  8. Funfact

    Funfact Well-Known Member

    you got what they call package fever.
  9. gman042

    gman042 Been around the block a few times

    I have witnessed boxes copulating. There was some packaging tape involved. The next thing I knew there was little boxlings running under foot. I had to scrub my mind afterward.
  10. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    At least, you think it was you.....

  11. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    They look like me but they are a lot smarter so there is some doubt.
  12. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    When Misses bottomups was pregnant she used to tell everybody that the UPS guy did it to her!
    Just assumed it was myself.
  13. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    I think I'd like Mrs Bottomups. She sounds like she has a great sense of humor!
  14. Funfact

    Funfact Well-Known Member

    You know what they say about assume.
  15. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

  16. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    That's one long ass !! Is he a daschund ass??
  17. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    It explains why some of the boxes have holes in the side. Thought they only did that with watermelons?
  18. rocket man

    rocket man Well-Known Member

    I SAW TO PACKAGES I ASSUME THEY WERE DONE DOING THE DEED. Because they were both smoking i called the center they said put a tote box over them give them privacy and keep going.
  19. menotyou

    menotyou bella amicizia

    Maury!!!!! We need you!!
  20. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    That right there was funny, I don't care who you are!

    "The results are in!"