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Cern: The God Particle Is Found?
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<blockquote data-quote="pickup" data-source="post: 990040"><p>Those fools. They repeated my mistake. I also found the so called "god" particle, albeit in a parallel universe. Oh I was so proud, along with my colleagues , as we had our press conference. We even found a way to let people "see" it and that was our mistake. For in quantum physics, the observer affects what he sees . And the mass consciousness was expecting a lot out of that God Particle. They made it into a "God" and boy did that God get worship. And with that worship and attention , the God Particle Grew and was worshipped more and grew more. No longer did we need our special instruments to see it. Anyone near the state of Illinois could see it.</p><p> </p><p>Yes this was at the Fermilab (in my parallel universe, we got the funding to continue, Cern was just the minor leagues compared to what we were doing). But alas, we realized too late what we were worshipping and creating at the same time, all that concentrated mass eventually became a black hole and slowly at first , but then quickly destroyed that Earth. </p><p></p><p>How am I here to tell you all this? I took advantage of the space/time warp generated by the black hole to travel over to this parallel universe and merged with the me that was here (a truck driver of all things, geez). But I still have my memories . Oh on that earth, it was always 22 degrees Celsius (see? I toldja I was a scientist) with no humidity.</p><p></p><p></p><p>Tell your buddy not to make the same mistakes we made and destroy that thing before it is too late. </p><p></p><p></p><p></p><p>TRUE STORY!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="pickup, post: 990040"] Those fools. They repeated my mistake. I also found the so called "god" particle, albeit in a parallel universe. Oh I was so proud, along with my colleagues , as we had our press conference. We even found a way to let people "see" it and that was our mistake. For in quantum physics, the observer affects what he sees . And the mass consciousness was expecting a lot out of that God Particle. They made it into a "God" and boy did that God get worship. And with that worship and attention , the God Particle Grew and was worshipped more and grew more. No longer did we need our special instruments to see it. Anyone near the state of Illinois could see it. Yes this was at the Fermilab (in my parallel universe, we got the funding to continue, Cern was just the minor leagues compared to what we were doing). But alas, we realized too late what we were worshipping and creating at the same time, all that concentrated mass eventually became a black hole and slowly at first , but then quickly destroyed that Earth. How am I here to tell you all this? I took advantage of the space/time warp generated by the black hole to travel over to this parallel universe and merged with the me that was here (a truck driver of all things, geez). But I still have my memories . Oh on that earth, it was always 22 degrees Celsius (see? I toldja I was a scientist) with no humidity. Tell your buddy not to make the same mistakes we made and destroy that thing before it is too late. TRUE STORY! [/QUOTE]
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