Checking Out His Donuts

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by Sammie, Apr 20, 2007.

  1. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    A bit of news I received today from my daughter
    who lives in the little town where this took place....:crying:
  2. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Well, at least he wasn't on the *#@&*# phone !!!
  3. Crazy Diamond

    Crazy Diamond Robot Extraordinaire

    I hate it when I'm driving and I drop my donuts. They get all dirty and what not. Not to mention, the added degree of difficulty of navigating an interstate highway off ramp. Let this be a lesson to us all. Keep donuts firmly planted in your lap.:tongue_sm
  4. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    secure, like in a 'ring toss' fashion ?????:lol: :lol:
  5. Hangingon

    Hangingon New Member

    I think if I turned over one of our rigs I might try to come with a better excuse then I was looking at my donut.
  6. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    "secure, like in a 'ring toss' fashion ?????'

    I think I could secure more than I could eat....
  7. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    So what you are saying could eat two, but hold 9 1/2 securely, unless of course they were eau claires....
    Never mind I dont want to know.....where
  8. upsdude

    upsdude Well-Known Member

    Dang it! I guess I could keep some donut holes in my shirt pocket:crying:
  9. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    I could hold two dozen on my built in shelf....
    And never have to put them on the floor, HAHHAHAH

    And I could make up one heck of a better story than that if I rolled a rig.
  10. jlphotog

    jlphotog Member

    Geez, and just today I dropped an M&M filled cookie one of my customers gave to me. And to make matters worse, it has been raining for a couple of days and i had just been at an industrial site which was a complete mud bath. Once that cookie hit the floor, there was no way I was going after it. :crying:
  11. hoser

    hoser Industrial Slob

    what an idiot. when you do something wrong, you keep your mouth shut. especially to the media.
  12. rod

    rod retired and happy

    A deer or dog ran out in front of me always works. Or the old swating at a bee story. Anything but "reaching for a donut".
  13. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    Yeah the 5 second rule does not apply to UPS trucks..
    once its gone, its gone..

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    Why the need to throw donuts on floor?? I'm sure I could have found somewhere to hang it on..lots of knobs on dashboard.
  15. mattwtrs

    mattwtrs Retired Senior Member

    EEEW! Unless I cleaned the dash, steering wheel, all door handles, gear shift and keys no food would that I eat would see those surfaces. Even then it would be a stretch. But then I remember Grandma saying you need to eat a peck of dirt a year to be healthy. That was long before all the virus's and bacteria we know about today.