Christmas stuff 2010

Discussion in 'Lighten UPS' started by DS, Nov 27, 2010.

  1. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    On the first day of christmas my center manager gave to me, a bulk stop from pottery barn.
    On the second day of christmas my center manager gave to me,two bowflex,and a bulk stop from pottery barn.
    On the third day or christmas my center manager gave to me,three sets of tires,two bowflex, and a bulk stop from pottery barn.
    On the fourth day of christmas my center manager gave to me,four big screen TV's,three sets of tires,two bowfex,and a bulk stop from pottery barn.
    On the fifth day of christmas my center manager gave to me,five seeing habits,four big screen TV's,three sets of tires,two bowflex,and a bulk stop from pottery barn.
    On the sixth day of christmas my center manager gave to me,six overweights,five seeing habits, four big screen TV's,three sets of tires,two bowflex,and a bulk stop from pottery barn.
    On the seventh day of christmas my center manager gave to me seven boxes leaking,six overweights,five seeing habits, four big screen TV's,,.three sets of tires,two bowflex,and a bulk stop from pottery barn.
    On the eighth day of christmas my center manager gave to me,eight cod's,seven boxes leaking,six overweights,five seeing habits, four big screen TV's,,.three sets of tires,two bowflex,and a bulk stop from pottery barn.
    On the ninth day of Christmas my center manager gave to me nine RS labels,eight cod's, seven boxes leaking,six overweights,five seeing habits, four big screen TV's,,.three sets of tires,two bowflex,and a bulk stop from pottery barn.
    On the tenth day of Christmas my center manager gave to me,ten keys to lifting, nine RS labels.eight cod's seven boxes leaking,six overweights,five seeing habits, four big screen TV's,three sets of tires,two bowflex,and a bulk stop from pottery barn
    On the eleventh day of christmas my center manager gave to me eleven more stops,ten keys to lifting, nine RS labels,eight cod's, seven boxes leaking,six overweights,five seeing habits, four big screen TV's,three sets of tires,two bowflex,and a bulk stop from pottery barn.
    On the twelvth day of christmas my center manager gave to me.twelve hours work, eleven more stops,ten keys to lifting, nine RS labels,eight cod's, seven boxes leaking,six overweights,five seeing habits, four big screen TV's,three sets of tires,two bowflex,and a bulk stop from pottery barn
    On the thirteenth day of christmas my center manager gave to me,1 termination.12 being lates,11 code 14's, 10 missed pickups, 9 fail to follows.8 stealing times 7 late airs 6 looking sloppys,5 hit while parked,4 bulkhead opens,3 record while idlings,2 missed scans and a bulk stop from pottery barn. :)
     
  2. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    You're amazing, DS.
     
  3. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Yes he is, LOL
     
  4. DS is my new Canadian Idol
     
  5. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    You've given up on Justin Beiber???
     
  6. bigbrownhen

    bigbrownhen New Member

    Oh goodness DS, this just cracked me up.. still laughing. Thanks!!!
     
  7. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

  8. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    Caption this:happy2:

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  9. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    "But Colonel, a vegan fast food chain would save many of my creatures from a grisly demise." "You could call it.....Kentucky Fried Falafel !"
     
  10. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Merry Christmas From Heaven

    I still hear the songs
    I still see the lights.
    I still feel your love
    on cold wintry nights.

    I still share your hopes
    and all your cares.
    I'll even remind you
    to please say your prayers.

    I just want to tell you
    you still make me proud.
    You stand head & shoulders
    above all the crowd.

    Keep trying each moment
    to stay in his grace.
    I came here before you
    to help set your place.

    You dont have to be
    perfect all the time.
    He forgives you the slip
    If you continue the climb.

    To my family & friends
    please be thankful today.
    I'm still close beside you
    in a new special way.

    I love you all dearly
    now dont shead a tear.
    Cause i'm spending my
    Christmas with Jesus this year.