Christmas wish list 2009 !!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by covemaster, Dec 4, 2009.

  1. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    1 Navy Seal team to land in CANADA ,blow up hockey rinks,kidnap KLEIN force him to spend weekend with Rush Limbaugh & Glenn Beck !!
    2 Ghost of Christmas past take UPSSOCKS back to 12 yrs old & get winning hit in little league game instead of striking out & gets past 1st ba
    se with his H.S sweetheart....
    3 Naked lady mudflaps for my tracktah!!!

    4 a hot wild weekend in the hot tub with all the B.C babes,Dilli, Jenny,ms.spoken Helen and all the rest!!
    5 A Christmas with NO IN LAWS !!
    6 Big Baboo to move to the normal part of taxachussetts
    7 A monicle for OVer 9.5 's eyeball (he almost ran me ovah at Logan airport)
    8 Cach sux to bring back his clown
    9 Tie Guy to donate a turkey to all his donut grabbing feedah department
    10 The REDSOX & CELTICS RECLAIM THEIR GLORY !!!
     
  2. feederdriver06

    feederdriver06 former monkey slave

    ENDING THE CENSORSHIP THAT GOES ON IN THIS FORUM :sick:
     
  3. UPSSOCKS

    UPSSOCKS Well-Known Member

    Covemaster (whatever a covemaster is),

    ********************. The baseball thing you kinda are right about I explained in your rep. Let's talk about my high school sweetheart. I saw her not so long ago, and even know she has multiple kids I think I still may need to sleep with her again. At the time I thought I was Ron Jeremy but knowing what I know now, I probably was her worst lay. I can't go out like that. Anyhow my Christmas list
     
    Lasted edited by : Dec 5, 2009
  4. UPSSOCKS

    UPSSOCKS Well-Known Member

    1. Layoffs
    2. Pay Cuts
    3. 3.5 days for Part Timers (not a minute more)
    4. 8 hour days for Full Timers (not a minute more)
    5. More Automated Hubs
    6. Watch the two college, new hire, lesbians kiss
    7. Catch that ball
    8. Sleep with my high school sweetheart again
    9. a Definition for the word covemaster
    10. A partridge in a pear tree
     
  5. Covemastah

    Covemastah Suspension Ovah !!! Tom is free FU Goodell !!

    You are out of the REd My friend,,lets try to keep it there!!! Bet your h.s sweetheart has a unibrow & 2 or 3 flaps by this age lol lol lol
     
  6. UPSSOCKS

    UPSSOCKS Well-Known Member

    She still has a pretty face but south of mouth went sour... I just don't want her to die and say I was a bad lay. I don't don't want to die knowing she thinks that. I was hoping she could put on her old cheerleading uni but she's have to wearing as a headband nowadays...
     
  7. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Expand your vocabulary and censorship won't be an issue.
     
  8. Old International

    Old International Now driving a Sterling

    Lets see...........
    1) Tractors with "just" a little more elbow room
    2)Hubs that are easy to get into and out of
    3)Loads that are ready when I get there, so I can turn and burn for Naptime,opps lunch.
    4)Pay that really makes you proud of the training and professilism that feeder drivers have.
    5)Lisa from high school to come back so we can finish what we started in the back of my 62' Pontiac............
     
  9. raceanoncr

    raceanoncr Well-Known Member


    And you're the homophobe?
     
  10. whiskey

    whiskey New Member

    1. That Jim Hoffa finds some nads under his tree.
     
  11. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    Old International:
    5)Lisa from high school to come back so we can finish what we started in the back of my 62' Pontiac............ I take it Mr's Old International doesn't read BC.
     
  12. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    +1
     
  13. dcdriver

    dcdriver nations capital

    more bonus
     
  14. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    Gosh what a romantic. It`s amazing you`re not more popular with women....our men.:wink2:
     
    Lasted edited by : Dec 5, 2009
  15. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    There is nothing normal about taxachusetts!!!
     
  16. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I have everything I need Plus more--- now all I have to do is upgrade a few items.:wink2:
     
  17. brownrod

    brownrod Active Member

    Most drivers would hope you were promoted to CEO if you could make that happen.

    IE would create a snuff film with you as the star if you tried this.
     
  18. tarbar66

    tarbar66 Member

    1. Be happy you never drove a F Model Mack!
    2. Most hubs started out with enough room in the yard, unfortunately enough land was never bought for future expansion.
    3. If you're pulling the last center loads you are always there till the end of the sort. Bid a different start time if there are any.
    4. When I started in feeders I made more money that my brother who was a CPA. Most mileage drivers that I know make a million $$$ in 11 years now.
    5. You devil you!
     
  19. UPSSOCKS

    UPSSOCKS Well-Known Member

    ***********************************. Hey I'm not picky especially now a days. Meet me underneath the palm trees for the best 30 seconds of your life.
     
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  20. Ms Spoken

    Ms Spoken New Member

    "4. a hot wild weekend in the hot tub with all the B.C babes,Dilli, Jenny,ms.spoken Helen and all the rest!! Better ask for some more stamina to go along with this one......they kill ya."

    WOW yes you would need some kind of pill called Viagra.