Christmas wish list 2009 !!

[Covemastah]

1 Navy Seal team to land in CANADA ,blow up hockey rinks,kidnap KLEIN force him to spend weekend with Rush Limbaugh & Glenn Beck !!
2 Ghost of Christmas past take UPSSOCKS back to 12 yrs old & get winning hit in little league game instead of striking out & gets past 1st ba
se with his H.S sweetheart....
3 Naked lady mudflaps for my tracktah!!!

4 a hot wild weekend in the hot tub with all the B.C babes,Dilli, Jenny,ms.spoken Helen and all the rest!!
5 A Christmas with NO IN LAWS !!
6 Big Baboo to move to the normal part of taxachussetts
7 A monicle for OVer 9.5 's eyeball (he almost ran me ovah at Logan airport)
8 Cach sux to bring back his clown
9 Tie Guy to donate a turkey to all his donut grabbing feedah department
10 The REDSOX & CELTICS RECLAIM THEIR GLORY !!!

 

[feederdriver06]

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[UPSSOCKS]

Covemaster (whatever a covemaster is),

********************. The baseball thing you kinda are right about I explained in your rep. Let's talk about my high school sweetheart. I saw her not so long ago, and even know she has multiple kids I think I still may need to sleep with her again. At the time I thought I was Ron Jeremy but knowing what I know now, I probably was her worst lay. I can't go out like that. Anyhow my Christmas list

 

[UPSSOCKS]

1. Layoffs
2. Pay Cuts
3. 3.5 days for Part Timers (not a minute more)
4. 8 hour days for Full Timers (not a minute more)
5. More Automated Hubs
6. Watch the two college, new hire, lesbians kiss
7. Catch that ball
8. Sleep with my high school sweetheart again
9. a Definition for the word covemaster
10. A partridge in a pear tree

 

[Covemastah]

You are out of the REd My friend,,lets try to keep it there!!! Bet your h.s sweetheart has a unibrow & 2 or 3 flaps by this age lol lol lol

 

[UPSSOCKS]

You are out of the REd My friend,,lets try to keep it there!!! Bet your h.s sweetheart has a unibrow & 2 or 3 flaps by this age lol lol lol

She still has a pretty face but south of mouth went sour... I just don't want her to die and say I was a bad lay. I don't don't want to die knowing she thinks that. I was hoping she could put on her old cheerleading uni but she's have to wearing as a headband nowadays...

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

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Expand your vocabulary and censorship won't be an issue.

 

[Old International]

Lets see...........
1) Tractors with "just" a little more elbow room
2)Hubs that are easy to get into and out of
3)Loads that are ready when I get there, so I can turn and burn for Naptime,opps lunch.
4)Pay that really makes you proud of the training and professilism that feeder drivers have.
5)Lisa from high school to come back so we can finish what we started in the back of my 62' Pontiac............

 

[raceanoncr]

Covemaster (whatever a covemaster is),

I plowed my high school sweatheart. The baseball thing you kinda are right about I explained in your rep, you know, the REP, that thing I said I didn't care about!!! Let's talk about my high school sweetheart. I saw him not so long ago, and even know he has multiple kids I think I still may need to sleep with him again. At the time I thought he was Ron Jeremy but knowing what I know now, I probably was his worst lay. I can't go out like that. Anyhow my Christmas list

And you're the homophobe?

 

[whiskey]

1. That Jim Hoffa finds some nads under his tree.

 

[trplnkl]

1 Navy Seal team to land in CANADA ,blow up hockey rinks,kidnap KLEIN force him to spend weekend with Rush Limbaugh & Glenn Beck !!
2 Ghost of Christmas past take UPSSOCKS back to 12 yrs old & get winning hit in little league game instead of striking out & gets past 1st ba
se with his H.S sweetheart....
3 Naked lady mudflaps for my tracktah!!!

4 a hot wild weekend in the hot tub with all the B.C babes,Dilli, Jenny,ms.spoken Helen and all the rest!! Better ask for some more stamina to go along with this one......they kill ya.
5 A Christmas with NO IN LAWS !!
6 Big Baboo to move to the normal part of taxachussetts
7 A monicle for OVer 9.5 's eyeball (he almost ran me ovah at Logan airport)
8 Cach sux to bring back his clown
9 Tie Guy to donate a turkey to all his donut grabbing feedah department
10 The REDSOX & CELTICS RECLAIM THEIR GLORY !!!

1. Layoffs Careful what ya wish for, you could be the first one gone.
2. Pay Cuts What? Not getting a raise this year still leave you overpaid?
3. 3.5 days for Part Timers (not a minute more)
4. 8 hour days for Full Timers (not a minute more) As a driver I would welcome that wish.
5. More Automated Hubs
6. Watch the two college, new hire, lesbians kiss
7. Catch that ball keep dreaming, you'll drop it every time.
8. Sleep with my high school sweetheart again be sure to take your Viagra maybe you will last longer this time.
9. a Definition for the word covemaster That one's pretty easy (even for a flatlander) a cove is a small sheltered water inlet and master id pretty much self explanatory
10. A partridge in a pear tree

Old International:
5)Lisa from high school to come back so we can finish what we started in the back of my 62' Pontiac............ I take it Mr's Old International doesn't read BC.

 

[trplnkl]

Expand your vocabulary and censorship won't be an issue.

+1

 

[dcdriver]

more bonus

 

[cachsux]

*********************. , I probably was her worst lay.

Gosh what a romantic. It`s amazing you`re not more popular with women....our men.

 

[Big Babooba]

1 Navy Seal team to land in CANADA ,blow up hockey rinks,kidnap KLEIN force him to spend weekend with Rush Limbaugh & Glenn Beck !!
2 Ghost of Christmas past take UPSSOCKS back to 12 yrs old & get winning hit in little league game instead of striking out & gets past 1st ba
se with his H.S sweetheart....
3 Naked lady mudflaps for my tracktah!!!

4 a hot wild weekend in the hot tub with all the B.C babes,Dilli, Jenny,ms.spoken Helen and all the rest!!
5 A Christmas with NO IN LAWS !!
6 Big Baboo to move to the normal part of taxachussetts
7 A monicle for OVer 9.5 's eyeball (he almost ran me ovah at Logan airport)
8 Cach sux to bring back his clown
9 Tie Guy to donate a turkey to all his donut grabbing feedah department
10 The REDSOX & CELTICS RECLAIM THEIR GLORY !!!

There is nothing normal about taxachusetts!!!

 

[rod]

I have everything I need Plus more--- now all I have to do is upgrade a few items.

 

[brownrod]

8 hour days for Full Timers (not a minute more)

Most drivers would hope you were promoted to CEO if you could make that happen.

IE would create a snuff film with you as the star if you tried this.

 

[tarbar66]

Lets see...........
1) Tractors with "just" a little more elbow room
2)Hubs that are easy to get into and out of
3)Loads that are ready when I get there, so I can turn and burn for Naptime,opps lunch.
4)Pay that really makes you proud of the training and professilism that feeder drivers have.
5)Lisa from high school to come back so we can finish what we started in the back of my 62' Pontiac............

1. Be happy you never drove a friend Model Mack!
2. Most hubs started out with enough room in the yard, unfortunately enough land was never bought for future expansion.
3. If you're pulling the last center loads you are always there till the end of the sort. Bid a different start time if there are any.
4. When I started in feeders I made more money that my brother who was a CPA. Most mileage drivers that I know make a million $$$ in 11 years now.
5. You devil you!

 

[UPSSOCKS]

And you're the homophobe?

***********************************. Hey I'm not picky especially now a days. Meet me underneath the palm trees for the best 30 seconds of your life.

 

[Ms Spoken]

"4. a hot wild weekend in the hot tub with all the B.C babes,Dilli, Jenny,ms.spoken Helen and all the rest!! Better ask for some more stamina to go along with this one......they kill ya."

WOW yes you would need some kind of pill called Viagra.