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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 548628" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800040">We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800040">Here is a model separation agreement:</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800040">Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU, and abortion clinics. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You can keep Oprah, </span></span><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Michael Moore</span></span><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> and </span></span><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Rosie O'Donnell</span></span><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">...</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800040">We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles; We'll give you NBC and Hollywood. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You can make nice with </span></span><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Iran</span></span><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"> and Palestine.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">We'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You can have the peaceniks, and war protesters. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800040">We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You are welcome to Islam, </span></span><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Scientology</span></span><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800040">We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.</span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute </span></span><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing</span></span><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">, Kum Ba Ya or </span></span><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">We Are the World</span></span><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800040">We'll practice trickle down economics.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">You can give trickle up poverty your best shot.</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800040">Would you agree to this? </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #c00000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #800040"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you, "A WAR" which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. </span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800040">Sincerely, </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800040">John J. Wall</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800040">Law Student and an American </span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Arial'"><span style="color: #800040">P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda with you.</span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 548628, member: 1246"] [COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800040]We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800040]Here is a model separation agreement:[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800040]Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes.[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU, and abortion clinics. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]You can keep Oprah, [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]Michael Moore[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial] and [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]Rosie O'Donnell[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]...[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800040]We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. [/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles; We'll give you NBC and Hollywood. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]You can make nice with [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]Iran[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial] and Palestine.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]We'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]You can have the peaceniks, and war protesters. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800040]We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]You are welcome to Islam, [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]Scientology[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial], Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N., but we will no longer be paying the bill. [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800040]We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. [/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]You can give everyone health care if you can find any practicing doctors. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]We'll continue to believe health care is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial], Kum Ba Ya or [/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]We Are the World[/FONT][/COLOR][COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]. [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800040]We'll practice trickle down economics.[/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]You can give trickle up poverty your best shot.[/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800040]Would you agree to this? [/COLOR][/FONT] [COLOR=#c00000][FONT=Arial]If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. [/FONT][/COLOR] [COLOR=#800040][FONT=Arial]In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you, "A WAR" which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. [/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800040]Sincerely, [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800040]John J. Wall[/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800040]Law Student and an American [/COLOR][/FONT] [FONT=Arial][COLOR=#800040]P.S. Also, please take Barbara Streisand and Jane Fonda with you.[/COLOR][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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