Clovis, NM UPS

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by 4iamsecond, Nov 4, 2014.

  1. 4iamsecond

    4iamsecond New Member

    Geez whats a guy gotta do to get hired on At Clovis UPS? Ive done the online app. and even went in person with resume in hand...
     
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    Take them donuts coffee and a big can of just apply like everyone else. There's no secret.
     
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  3. Big Arrow Down...D

    Big Arrow Down...D Leave the gun,take the cannoli

    A Happy ending
     
  4. FiXiE.GuRL

    FiXiE.GuRL Member

    Apply under different names multiple times
     
  5. jibbs

    jibbs Long Live the Chief


    Resume for what, package handler? They pegged you for overqualified the second they saw you knew how to read and write without a crayon, my brutha.
     
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  6. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Then what the hell's our excuse, Jibbs?
     
  7. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    Went in person with a resume....HR hates that! It's apply online for a reason.
     
  8. FiXiE.GuRL

    FiXiE.GuRL Member

    i tried to slide my resume to them to during my interview, they were like "nope we don't need it, you are hired", i responded "wait are you sure".

    i give myself worse response during an interview award... lmfao
     
  9. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    2014-11-04-15-55-17--35843179.jpeg You could've saved the paper....this is the UPS resume. Breathe...fog? Hired. Who's next?
     
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  10. FiXiE.GuRL

    FiXiE.GuRL Member

    lol @ bleedinbrown58

    and tho it seems like people have such a hard time getting a job here.. WTF
     
  11. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    I don't know....it doesn't really concern me. Seasonal trainees are faceless blurs....the only difference between now and 2 months ago is when I yell "Hey new guy!"... 4 people turn around instead of one. Can't wait till January!
     
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  12. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    Be black, or gay, or a woman.....

    All 3 of those? You'll be a center manager in no time
     
  13. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    It's true....lol
     
  14. Guess Im stuck driving the truck.
     
  15. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.

    Gay and woman are doable.

    Just sayin':)


    Big edit!

    If one is male, and decides to become female, and then decides to become gay, what gender does that person pursue?
     
  16. superballs63

    superballs63 Well-Known Troll Troll

    I was not aware there was going to be a test.....I haven't studied
     
  17. Wally

    Wally Hailing from Parts Unknown.

    Talk to the big boss there in HR. His name is Fred Berry. Sorry, I don't have the number.
     
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  19. I tan well.