Coming soon to UPS.

[moreluck]

The most disgusting weirdo is the guy in the Snuggie commercial wearing a blue one and stretched out on the couch and doing the "raise the roof" move like a big doofus!!

 

[ol'browneye]

But that new leopard skin one is soooo sexy!!!!!!!!

 

[whiskey]

This is Pearl Harbor Day, not April first.

 

[UPSBOI]

Oh great another layer of management at UPS! Will this be before or after regional?

 

[BrownBlue]

No intergrity at our center, haven't seen him in many years, but his brother stupidity likes to hang around doing add/cuts.

 

[Bubblehead]

Integrity is one of those funny words.
I've never met anyone who did not think they had it.
And after 55 years, I've only met a few that had in my opinion (other than me).
It's sort like my aunts, uncles and cousins - relative.

This post was fortified with the USRDA of "irony".

 

[Integrity]

Welcome to Brown Cafe, Integrity! It's good to have you here at last.

Dear over9five,
Thanks for the welcome!
Sincerely,
I

 

[Integrity]

FAT CHANCE we are in the den of the devil.

Dear anonymous,

I don't understand?

Can you elaborate on why you feel this way?

Maybe I can help.

Sincerely,

I

 

[Integrity]

Bring Respect and Honesty with ya ...OK??? I always thought you were one of those urban legends I've always read about!!

Dear DazedandConfused,

Respect and Honesty come with Integrity. You can rest assured that they will be with me.

Sincerely,

I

 

[brown bomber]

someday the 2nd IIIIIIII.....will appear INTELLIGENCE along w/the 3rd IIIIIIIIII.....INTENSITY

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

someday the 2nd IIIIIIII.....will appear INTELLIGENCE along w/the 3rd IIIIIIIIII.....INTENSITY

As he gets older Integrity will wither due to Incontinence and Impotence.

 

[bbsam]

Dear DazedandConfused,

Respect and Honesty come with Integrity. You can rest assured that they will be with me.

Sincerely,

I

All of you are welcome at my place as long as you can get along with Profit. If you can't...well he was here first.

 

[Dis-organized Labor]

I don't know about the rest of you but it makes me mad to know that somewhere out there there is a guy laying on a warm tropical beach drinking umbrella drinks and soaking up the warm sun all because they are from Canada

.........and his SN is KLEIN?????

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

All of you are welcome at my place as long as you can get along with Profit. If you can't...well he was here first.

From what I have read from you Profit will be sitting at the head of the table.

 

[longlunchguy]

From what I have read from you Profit will be sitting at the head of the table.

Upstate, I have been away from the cafe for your last few (thouand) posts, but you are still the man. Hiarious and insightful as always. I'm guessing these days you are the snowman. llg

 

[bbsam]

From what I have read from you Profit will be sitting at the head of the table.

That seat of honor is not easily displaced but should you ever be in the neighborhood, I shall spare no expense nor hospitality to accomodate your stay. Of course that stay can't be too long. Profit will stand for only so much of that.

 

[Integrity]

That seat of honor is not easily displaced but should you ever be in the neighborhood, I shall spare no expense nor hospitality to accomodate your stay. Of course that stay can't be too long. Profit will stand for only so much of that.

Dear bbsam,

Scott Davis in the CHAIRMAN'S MESSAGE: ON LEADING WITH INTEGRITY in the UPS Code of Business Conduct states:

"Leading with integrity is not new to UPS managers. In 1957 Jim Casey said: "We have become known to all who deal with us as people of integrity, and that priceless asset is more valuable than anything else we possess.

Maintaining that reputation is vital to our continued growth and success. As a UPS employee you have an obligation to make sure your daily decisions support the values and principles of the company."

My exposition of this portion of his statement is that any act that may harm the UPS reputation of being people of integrity is actually harmful to profit or continue growth and success as he calls it.

Sincerely,

I

 

[over9five]

My exposition of this portion of his statement is that any act that may harm the UPS reputation of being people of integrity is actually harmful to profit or continue growth and success as he calls it.

Sincerely,

I

Hear, hear! I agree!!!!

 

[Integrity]

Dear bbsam,

Scott Davis in the CHAIRMAN'S MESSAGE: ON LEADING WITH INTEGRITY in the UPS Code of Business Conduct states:

"Leading with integrity is not new to UPS managers. In 1957 Jim Casey said: "We have become known to all who deal with us as people of integrity, and that priceless asset is more valuable than anything else we possess.

Maintaining that reputation is vital to our continued growth and success. As a UPS employee you have an obligation to make sure your daily decisions support the values and principles of the company."

My exposition of this portion of his statement is that any act that may harm the UPS reputation of being people of integrity is actually harmful to profit or continued growth and success as he calls it.

Sincerely,

I

 

[SKAGITDRIVER]

Sorry Hoax, that was a blanket statement that did not apply. I fixed it for you.

Thank-you Dilligaf and for those who do deliver an extra amount of integrity is added to their stop count the next day