Cool and not cool UPS drivers.

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ups1990, Jul 10, 2009.

  1. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    So many guys try too hard to be cool, while wearing the uniform. If you've never been perceived as "cool", then most likely, your attempts will fail.
    Some people are just cool by nature. They they don't need to roll up their sleeves to show off arms that have not picked up a weight in 15 years or start smoking or get tattoos.

    President's Kennedy, Clinton, & Obama= cool

    President's Ford and Carter=not cool.
     
  2. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    Some guys don't care and don't try to be cool Some guys role up their sleeves to get some sun on their arms to reduce "farmer tans."

    Presidents Carter and Obama=worst presidents in U.S. history.

    President Clinton=Cool dude and good with a budget but overall not a great president.
    :happy-very:
     
  3. chopstic

    chopstic New Member

    Nothing is cooler than the brown uniform "daisy duke" shorts they give us.
     
  4. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    Now, I didn't say they were great Presidents.
    The shorts are too short. Got to order them a couple of sizes larger, but not big enough to reveal one's underwear.:happy2:
     
  5. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    There are guys around here that have their shorts altered so that they are shorter. Mine or fine. Not to short and not too long. The only problems are that they are made in China and tear in the croch and the shade of brown doesn't always match the shirts.
     
  6. Dizzee

    Dizzee ɹǝqɯǝɯ ɹoıuǝs

    My "Coolness" speaks for itself.
     
  7. Dizzee's Coolness

    Dizzee's Coolness New Member

    Yep, he's pretty cool. :wink2:
     
  8. chopstic

    chopstic New Member

  9. Solidarity413

    Solidarity413 New Member

    My drivers are cool, but it's mostly because I'm jealous of the expensive cologne they wear. You guys wear some good smelling stuff!
     
  10. Captain America

    Captain America SuperDAD to the rescue

    Said the "Fonz" and "Sit on it Potsie!":thumbup1: :lol::lol::lol:
     
  11. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    anyone who cares about appearing cool = not cool

    To me being cool = being above the fray
     
  12. bigblu 2 you

    bigblu 2 you Active Member

    once i lost the ups pocket protector with 5 pens and 3 stylus's in it my coolness topped out@maximum overload.
     
  13. Ghost in the Darkness

    Ghost in the Darkness Active Member

    Clinton wasn't cool... he reminded me of a sleezy car salesman. The type with the greasy forhead and sweat stains on the armpits of his shirt.
    Bush you could tell had that rich kid air about him... he knew he came from money and expected you to know it too. But I don't find that cool.
    Obama could pass as cool at first glance... I was shocked however to find out he smokes... which of course is not cool.
    Then when you think about it you realize they are politicians so they are just naturally uncool... leaving us to no debate.
     
  14. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

  15. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    Good call Scratch, I noticed it too.
     
  16. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

  17. City Driver

    City Driver New Member

    ill admit it and i guarantee ill catch hell for this but i sag in my brown shorts, i dont care what nobody thinks...they make them way to short and i cant stand having shorts that come above my knees
     
  18. Mike23

    Mike23 Guest

    Pfft, whatever, I don't need you guys. My mom says I'm cool
     
  19. bigbrownhen

    bigbrownhen New Member

    I just happen to be one "cool chick". lol:happy-very:
     
  20. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    Forgot to mention president Reagan= Very cool.