Cool Whip Is For Sex!

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by wkmac, Mar 16, 2011.

  1. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    Yeah, those images of the sexy doll covered in Cool Whip was really for lubrication?

    Moreluck, find us a good homemade whipped cream recipe!
  2. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    You just took all of the fun out of Cool Whip.
  3. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    Oh that's nothing, wait till I start posting up what I'm finding that's in movie popcorn!

    NO! NO! NO!
  4. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    Unless that "sexy doll covered in Cool Whip" is
    BARBIE-DIARIES.jpgthe magic is still there.
  5. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    As often as I go to the movies (and I am going again today), I rarely visit the concession stand, only if I get a free soda and/or popcorn with my rewards card. I stop at a convenience store before going to the theater.

    Today will be Battle: Los Angeles
  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    The standard Barbie doll is 11.5" tall, giving a height of 5' 9" at 1/6 scale. She would have a 36" bust, 18" waist and 33" hips.
  7. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    I need to write that down on a cheat sheet, going to play trivia later this week, who knows I may need to know this. lol, just ribbin' ya UpState.

    BTW...there was a girl in high school that pretty much fit those stats when I was a freshman, she was a junior I think. Last time I saw her she was hitting close to 200 lbs.
  8. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    1991' Review of Naomi Wolf's book, "The Beauty Myth"

    Opening lyrics to the 1974' Genesis song "Grand Parade of Lifeless Packaging" from Lamb Lies Down on Broadway

    The illusions of Madison Avenue
  9. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

    The "perfect" woman tends to be dumb as a post, so I guess it depends on how each person defines "perfect".

    But I know what you mean.
  10. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    I'm glad that as a diabetic I can't have whipped cream !!! Wkmac, what mushroom did you eat that caused you to start this thread ?? I find that the statement, something about the perfect woman being dumb, is just pathetic !!

    Who do you communicate with in your life.....dumb women??? This thread is toxic and upstate will be glad that I won't visit it again. Shame on ya'll !!
  11. curiousbrain

    curiousbrain Well-Known Member

    I believe you misunderstood what I meant; I will clarify, although if you won't revisit the thread it is moot - peace of mind and posterity, then.

    The perfect woman, as defined by wkmac's post which referenced 'The Beauty Myth', tends to be ... not intelligent. Is that a hard and fast rule? No; more of a generalization on my part.
  12. rod

    rod retired and happy

    I always thought the perfect woman had a flat head and relative who owned a liquor store.
  13. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    A great album ... I remember listening to this album laying on the floor of my apartment at Ga Tech. Funny how some images stick in your mind.

    I still listen to the songs from this album some 40 years later.
  14. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    Me too but I still like Selling England By The Pound even better.
  15. wkmac

    wkmac Well-Known Member

    Seems to me she misunderstood completely. So be it!