Cost of raising a child

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by bubsdad, May 11, 2009.

  1. bubsdad

    bubsdad "Hang in there!"

    The Price of Children!

    The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140.00 for a middle income family. Talk about price shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.
    But $160,140.00 isn't so bad if you break it down. It translates into:
    * $8,896.66 a year,
    * $741.38 a month,
    * $171.08 a week.
    * A mere $24.24 a day!
    * Just over a dollar an hour.

    Still, you might think the best financial advice is: don't have children if you
    want to be 'rich.' Actually, it is just the opposite.

    What do you get for your $160,140.00?
    * Naming rights. First, middle, and last!
    * Glimpses of God every day.
    * Giggles under the covers every night.
    * More love than your heart can hold.
    * Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs.
    * Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies.
    * A hand to hold usually covered with jelly or chocolate.
    * A partner for blowing bubbles and flying kites.
    * Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how
    your stocks performed that day.

    For $160,140..00, you never have to grow up. You get to:
    * finger-paint,
    * carve pumpkins,
    * play hide-and-seek,
    * catch lightning bugs,
    You have an excuse to:
    * keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh,
    * watch Saturday morning cartoons,
    * go to Disney movies, and
    * wish on stars.

    You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets
    and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in
    clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

    For a mere $24.24 a day, there is no greater bang for your buck.
    You get to be a hero just for:
    * retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof,
    * taking the training wheels off a bike,
    * removing a splinter,
    * filling a wading pool,
    * coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, and

    You get a front row seat in history to witness the:
    * First step,
    * First word,
    * First date,
    * First time behind the wheel.

    You get to be immortal. You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great-
    grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice,
    communications, and human sexuality that no college can match..

    In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits, so one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost. That is quite a deal for the price!!!!!!!
    Love & enjoy your children & grandchildren & great-grandchildren!!!!!!!
    It's the best investment you'll ever make!!!!!!!!!
  2. bubsdad

    bubsdad "Hang in there!"

    WOW!! First time I ever tried to take something and bring it here by myself. Usually it goes, "Honey c'mere and do this for me." Guess old dogs can learn new tricks.
  3. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Very well done. :happy-very:
  4. bubsdad

    bubsdad "Hang in there!"

    Thanks, dilli.