Customer opened the front door and......

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ups1990, Apr 17, 2009.

  1. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    It smelled like Fritos. You know how Fritos has that particular smell. My thought was that someone inside the house was eating some, maybe one of the children. After notices that no one was, I, looked down and saw a pile of old wet diapers on the floor. This was the "Frito" smell. Hopefully, won't think of this while next time eating Fritos.
  2. upsdude

    upsdude Well-Known Member

    I just love the folks that treat their home like one large trash can. I deliver to some folks (medical supplies) that are very poor but a person could eat off the floor, their home is beyond "clean".

    Some folks are just dirt bags.
  3. helenofcalifornia

    helenofcalifornia Well-Known Member

    And I thought this thread was going to be about people who are parked on the side of the street and open their car doors without looking back to see if your truck is approaching! Silly me. #5-scan steering wheels of parked cars.
  4. disneyworld

    disneyworld Active Member

    The real question is-are they Free to lay?
  5. Livin the Dream?

    Livin the Dream? Disillusioned UPSer

    My favorite is the QVC junkies where, when they open the door, all you see is is a sea of unopened UPS-delivered QVC boxes. It's gotta be a fire hazard or something...

    FAVREFAN Member

  7. toonertoo

    toonertoo Most Awesome Dog Staff Member

    Disgusting, I had someone open the door and their child was crawling around in dog shi*. Tootsies everywhere. It made me realize how lucky I was to grow up, and learn how to live a decent life. And care for my children. I would think this would be a common sense thing, but it seems we have those without it, I of course told her, and then called Childrens service. I felt bad doing that, as the mother probaly 15, and mentally challenged, obviously, didnt know how to care for herself, much less a child.
  8. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    Guess I'll never eat Fritos again!:sick:
  9. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    I see what you did there.
  10. outta hours

    outta hours Active Member

    And surely not Frito Pie

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  11. tiegirl

    tiegirl tiegirl

    That sounds like they are living the dream!

  12. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    And I thought it was going to be:

    Customer opened the front door and......

    ............she was completely naked.

    What a disappointment! Guess you know where my mind is....
  13. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    Uhhhh, Over, uhhhh we already know where your mind always is. LMAO:wink2:
  14. Paid-over-in-Maine

    Paid-over-in-Maine 15 more years of this!

    I'm with you Over!!
  15. Spiderman

    Spiderman Package Slinger

    heres one for you over 95 lady opens up the door dripping wet from a shower that i interupted reaches to sign for package letting the robe loose and exposing all of her goodies. at that moment her caretaker comes to get her back into the shower. i think she was about 95:sick:
  16. jds4lunch

    jds4lunch What the hell is YOUPS??

    We've got one lady here that gets stuff from the shopping channel probably every 2nd day. Since it takes her a week and a half to get up off the couch and open the door, she usually just yells to come in, has the driver set the package down with the rest of her shopping channel orders, and sign her name.
  17. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    Been there, seen that. Thank goodness it was a good sight to see but I was not who she expected to be on the other side of the door.
  18. 1989

    1989 Well-Known Member

    I used to be a glazier. Once we were replacing a window on the second floor of and apartment. I was on the ladder cleaning out the old putty and I tought I saw something move inside, so I shined a flashlight inside and saw the floor was covered in cockroaches.

    BLACKBOX Life is a Highway...

    One time taking a delivery through a back alley I came across a rat so large I thought it was a small cat. The rat was so fat it waddled side to side. I'll never eat at any of those restaurants anymore.
  20. Sisswap

    Sisswap Phoenix, az Driver

    I have had that happen, but not completely naked, just from tyhe waist up. Was not to bad...perky. :funny: