I used to work security for FDIC. I was once posted in Boston on a 5th floor hallway with a window at one end. I could see rats in the alley below from 5 floors up. They had to be Huge!
Customer opened the front door and......
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I used to work security for FDIC. I was once posted in Boston on a 5th floor hallway with a window at one end. I could see rats in the alley below from 5 floors up. They had to be Huge!
"goodies" lmao!heres one for you over 95 lady opens up the door dripping wet from a shower that i interupted reaches to sign for package letting the robe loose and exposing all of her goodies. at that moment her caretaker comes to get her back into the shower. i think she was about 95
heres one for you over 95 lady opens up the door dripping wet from a shower that i interupted reaches to sign for package letting the robe loose and exposing all of her goodies. at that moment her caretaker comes to get her back into the shower. i think she was about 95
eeeeiiiuuuuuu thanks for the mental image I now have to live with.......
Hedley_Lamarr
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Where I work it's all Indians, the smell of fritos would be a vast improvement...In fact flatulance would be an improvement....
Hedley_Lamarr
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I deliver to an apartment complex in Edison NJ, there are mutant roaches in this place. I found a dead one on the door step the other day that I had to take a picture of because nobody would believe me. I put the key of my truck next to it to give it scale, it was as long as the key to my eight cube...This same complex has chickens running around in it. And this is in the middle of a city...
Where I work it's all Indians, the smell of fritos would be a vast improvement...In fact flatulance would be an improvement....
Yup, those feathers in their headdresses can get kinda rank.
We should send them back to their own country.
Oh wait.....
Hedley_Lamarr
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That's like that scene from the Shining....heres one for you over 95 lady opens up the door dripping wet from a shower that i interupted reaches to sign for package letting the robe loose and exposing all of her goodies. at that moment her caretaker comes to get her back into the shower. i think she was about 95
Hedley_Lamarr
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LOL! I always say that I see more Indians in a day than Custer did at Little Big Horn...But they all sound like Apu from the Simpsons...
I had an odd situation of that kind occur myself. During Peak, I went out as a DH and had a package addressed to a business. We pulled up to what appeared to be a hardware store. I walked right in the front door, and apparently an old lady had turned her sons failed hardware business into her home. She was in her robe cooking brekfast. The funny thing was she didn't even care that I had just barged right into her home. So there I was in all my glory. DIAD in hand and the most confused look apon my face as to why I was seeing a kitchen and living room instead of a front desk and cashier.
UPSNewbie
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Where I work it's all Indians, the smell of fritos would be a vast improvement...In fact flatulance would be an improvement....
East Indians or West Indians?
I personally love (East) Indian food...
ups1990
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Flatulance. Now this is a word you don't hear everyday. Just saying the word makes me laugh.Where I work it's all Indians, the smell of fritos would be a vast improvement...In fact flatulance would be an improvement....
Spiderman
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its not the word that im afraid of hearing.
UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)
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