Customers last names..

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by poophappens, Mar 13, 2013.

  1. poophappens

    poophappens Member

    I alway have people tell me their last name after they sign an then they say "like...." For example "Corning .. Like the dishes" or "Campbell.. Like the soup". Any others?
  2. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    I had a customer who would always say "Metcalf, like you met one!"

  3. ReLooped

    ReLooped I'm utility...AGAIN!?

    had a guy whos last name was niggeman...ive run across some interesting ones over the years:

    assman(srsly it was a woman)
    are a few ill never forget
  4. Shifting Contents

    Shifting Contents Most Help Needed

    I have a lady who's name is the same as major brand of beer. Everyday after signing with out me asking she always says her last name followed by "like the beer" EVERYDAY FOR THE LAST FIVE YEARS!
  5. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    John Coffey... like the drink only not spelled the same
  6. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Like The Green Mile guy.
  7. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    I get some doozies.
    Spell this with an Aussie accent ...Yavtucovich
    or Kazmierczak...or Ramadamathan
  8. Jackburton

    Jackburton Gone Fish'n

    I never knew people had last names without vowels until I started working here.

    QKRSTKR Active Member

    Dingling, like, we'll. you know.
  10. uber

    uber Guest

    I love when someone scribbles something on the diad and I asked them their last name and they're shocked that I want to know what their last name is. Or there's the rude people who are like, "read the board" when you ask them their last name and you still can't make it out. Its like, for 1, don't be a dick and for 2, whats your last name again?

    I had one super odd guy that always puts the name down on the receiving end as some movie star. Erik Estrada, Charles Bronson, Chevy Chase. Its pretty bizarre.
  11. gotbrown

    gotbrown New Member

    Milkofsky,before I can say a word she always says" milk of sky" . Was great the first couple of times, then on i just smile and say got it.:happy-very:
    asian kid named O'Malley always wanted to ask but just can't do it, I have a habit of foot in mouth.
    Tom cruise "like Tom Cruise but i'm not him" I was like " could have fooled me"
    there's a few more i'm sure but those ones stand out
  12. Johney

    Johney Raise your hand if you think Upstate is a D-Bag

    I just put whatever is the last name on the package. Why waste time asking you can't read that crap anyways.
  13. serenity now

    serenity now Guest

    when i was a swing driver, had one customer that owned a convenience store * his last name was a bizarre jumble of consonants * he would sign the board, hit the sig. key, and then with 1 index finger confirm the letters of his name * one time i offered to show him how to close out the stop; he just smiled
  14. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    They say, "What, you can't read that?" I say, "If I could read it, I wouldn't be asking."

    He will keep doing that until a package goes missing and his boss tracks it and wonders when Mickey Mouse started working in his receiving department. I've seen it happen.

    I have a guy named Shetter. The first time I asked him, "Like :censored2:ter, but with and E?" "Exactly!!!"
    I have several ways for me to remember other peoples names but don't think I should mention those on BC.
  15. upsgrunt

    upsgrunt Well-Known Member

    We had a guy on the preload with the last name :censored2::censored2::censored2::censored2:head- pronounced Shi thade.

    True story
  16. slantnosechevy

    slantnosechevy Active Member

    Years ago I had this hottie store manager with Pinto for a last name. She'd say, "and I don't take it in the rear!"
  17. uber

    uber Guest

    I do too. But, at business they aren't always addressed to a person and sometimes the person signing isn't always the person who its going to.

    OVERBOARD Active Member

    I've seen the last name Gay before. The chinese Last names are always fun, Wang, Wong,Chow and Hung, and there is one guy I always wonder what the hell his parents where thinking when they named there kid Michael, with Hunt for a last name, PKGS are address to Mike Hunt.
  19. DS

    DS Fenderbender

    LOL...I like this thread...
    I may just save that as my signature...ha ha
  20. Buck Fifty

    Buck Fifty New Member

    you forgot Tang. One of my personal favorites.