Cute customer

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by soberups, Mar 16, 2009.

  1. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    I had a package for a lady at this farm today, and I told her that she had a really nice ass.
  2. dilligaf

    dilligaf IN VINO VERITAS

    I bet she smiled too.
  3. Baba gounj

    Baba gounj pensioner

    Have you had your eyes checked lately ?
    How about that catscan ?
  4. cajunboy

    cajunboy New Member

    I saw a hot blonde walking a dog the other day. The took a dump and she picked it up with a baggie. That kinda turned off the motors.
  5. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt You can call me Chappy Staff Member

    What if she had taken a dump, what would that do for ya?
  6. speeddemon

    speeddemon Guest

    You guys need help.
  7. cino321

    cino321 Active Member

  8. over9five

    over9five Senior Member Staff Member

    Who is the higher life form on our planet? The one leading the way, or the one following picking up the poop?
  9. MechanicForBrown

    MechanicForBrown Prblm found,part on order

    I woulda said the same thing, I like a small ass!

    That would make me hurl to see that in public, and them the dog would probably eat it up too!! Extra HURL:poop:
  10. sexyupsman

    sexyupsman New Member

    Hmm! :knockedout:
  11. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    I'm probably combining and paraphrasing two quotes but here I go "Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and even an ass is found attractive by another ass" . Sorry soberups, too tempting a target to ignore.
  12. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    Beholder??? You mean its not Beerholder? :surprised: Man, all this time I thought it was beauty is in the eye of the beerholder,that messed me up bad!:knockedout:
  13. trplnkl

    trplnkl 555

    uuuuuuuh, it works both
  14. Sammie

    Sammie Well-Known Member

    Men are the only people on this earth who think they have more sense than women...
  15. fethrs

    fethrs Well-Known Member

    I know it does.. boy oh boy do I know.
  16. ImpactedTSG

    ImpactedTSG New Member

    I would have thought wow she's hot and responsible.
  17. stevetheupsguy

    stevetheupsguy sʇǝʌǝʇɥǝndsƃnʎ

    But you wouldn't have said a word to her, till she washed her hands.
  18. Scotsman

    Scotsman Scotsman

    SheepShagger! .... just walk them to the edge of a cliff, and have a wee go!
  19. sexyupsman

    sexyupsman New Member

    Are you sure that wasnt a male ass you are looking at? Nice ass yourself Scottsman!

    Are we going to have a new poll about buttocks? :peaceful:
  20. Big Babooba

    Big Babooba Well-Known Member

    I'm a breast man myself[​IMG]