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moreluck
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Parental Definitions:
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the mashed carrots.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.
STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
WHOOPS: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a washrag."
FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the mashed carrots.
HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.
PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.
PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.
STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.
TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.
WHOOPS: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a washrag."
moreluck
golden ticket member
- Mobilization (mo-bil-eye-zay-shun) n. Removing your land line telephone and switching all calls to your mobile. (Thank you, Dr. Goodword)
- Ramification (ram•uh•fuh•kay•shun) n. A consequence that is forced down your throat. (Thank you, Andy Stein)
- Politician (polly•tish•un) n.Someone who shakes your hand befor an election and your confidence after it. (Thank you, Sam Fisher)
- Stalemate (stale•mate) n. A leading cause of divorce
