Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by moreluck, Dec 29, 2013.

  1. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    TRANSFER - a promotion received on the condition that one leave town.

    TRANSISTOR - a girl who used to be your brother.
  2. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

  3. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    Parental Definitions:

    FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when a baby doesn't appreciate the mashed carrots.

    HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word.

    PRENATAL: When your life was still somewhat your own.

    PUDDLE: A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes.

    STERILIZE: What you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it.

    TOP BUNK: Where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas.

    WHOOPS: An exclamation that translates roughly into "get a washrag."
  4. moreluck

    moreluck golden ticket member

    • Mobilization (mo-bil-eye-zay-shun) n. Removing your land line telephone and switching all calls to your mobile. (Thank you, Dr. Goodword)
    • Ramification (ram•uh•fuh•kay•shun) n. A consequence that is forced down your throat. (Thank you, Andy Stein)
    • Politician (polly•tish•un) n.Someone who shakes your hand befor an election and your confidence after it. (Thank you, Sam Fisher)
    • Stalemate (stale•mate) n. A leading cause of divorce